# Ain't I a stinker?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 15, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813 "2020-04-15T02:38:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813/1 "2020-04-15T02:38:10Z")

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Today I got it into my head to change “the” to “buttocks” on my mom’s phone. She’s 70 and she’s having a fit right now. I was laughing so much I had to take my asthma medication. She called me over to show me and I started laughing but I managed to make her think I was laughing about it happening, not because I knew what was going on.

I told my brother to message her so that she’d be texting a lot. He sent me a message back saying she’s having an aneurysm 😃

I’m waiting for her to walk away from her phone and then I’ll fix that change and make it a different word comes up as “buttocks”.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813/2 "2020-04-15T02:43:49Z")

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[Snowboarder Bo]Let’s go down to the quarry and throw stuff down there![/Snowboarder Bo]

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813/3 "2020-04-15T03:06:05Z")

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I’m tellin’ ya. Retroactive abortion rights.

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**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813/4 "2020-04-15T03:16:19Z")

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She’s gone for a shower. I changed “is” to “buttocks”. I can’t let her hear me laugh, so I sound like this:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/3uSTOHa4Im4/hqdefault.jpg "Muttley laugh-mix") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uSTOHa4Im4)

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**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2020, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-i-a-stinker/851813/5 "2020-04-15T05:51:41Z")

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How much do you stand to inherit?