# Ain't this shirt COOL? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 13, 2002, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410 "2002-12-13T03:03:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/21 "2002-12-14T00:44:58Z")
This thread belongs in MPSIMS, but that shirt belongs in the BBQ Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Kimmom2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Kimmom2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimmom2)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/22 "2002-12-14T03:11:53Z")
I have a whopper of a headache now… ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/23 "2002-12-14T05:42:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Harvey \* > \*\*I can still see it when I close my eyes. \*\* Hey, **me too**! I had a dream about it last night. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/24 "2002-12-14T05:46:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UWmite \* > \*\*Jimmy would be proud. \*\* I should think he would be… Oh, and here’s the [runner-up](http://www.hotshirts.com/aloha/product_information.asp?number=TR106&variation=XL) . Not nearly as loud. More formal, you might say.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/25 "2002-12-14T05:49:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medievalist2 \* > \*\*Ouch! That hurt my eyes! It looks like something Jack Lord would wear on Hawaii Five-O. \*\* I used to think that was the coolest show in the world. Now, I think Lord’s character is a wanker. But it still has one of the coolest themes **EVER** on a TV show. Others: The High Chapparal, 12 O’Clock High, Miami Vice and The Rockford Files. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/26 "2002-12-14T05:50:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creaky \* > \*\*Awesome!! Makes me want Boat Drinks!! 😃 \*\* I just had a long, cool root beer and vanilla rum. No umbrella, though - that would be sissy. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/27 "2002-12-14T05:53:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \* > \*\*Ooo … fire, an’ black, and cool green … I love it!! Excellent taste there, **Bluesman**! > > Man oh man that’s going to be utterly cool to wear … 🙂 \*\* Hey, ! **Bluesman** knows tacky sportswear! And I only want the BEST, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/28 "2002-12-14T05:55:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by unclviny \* > \*\*Cool!, I shop at [www.alohaland.com](http://www.alohaland.com) for all of my “tasty wave” shirts, rock on!. > > unclviny \*\* Now, **that** was a fine gesture, friend. Thanks for turning me on to 'em. They may get some of my custom before summer, too. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/29 "2002-12-14T05:58:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*Yikes! I gotta see this! \*\* Well, if you’re a good little boy and ask Santa, **Lucretia** and I may just get stationed around the corner and down the block from y’all. We’re trying for a Florida assignment. Now, how cool would **THAT** be? ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/30 "2002-12-14T05:59:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*Dare you to wear them at the next Mountain Dope. \*\* **Double** -dare me, and we’ll BOTH wear 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/31 "2002-12-14T06:01:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gorgon Heap \* > \*\*I love it. I would buy it in an instant for my brother-in-law who also adores these shirts for Christmas, but damn is that expensive. \*\* Amen! I have a wish list goin’ at this website, and I’ll be in a rest home before I get to the last one. ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/32 "2002-12-14T06:03:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by swingchick \* > \*\*Yeow, Hawaiian shirts are sexy! \*\* Hells yeah, hunny. I’m going to try to talk **Lucretia** into always wearing hers soaking wet. grrrr… ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/33 "2002-12-14T06:06:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cervaise \* > \*\*Is there a warning on the shirt regarding how long you can wear it before you get a second-degree burn on your torso? \*\* No, but it **does** say never to tuck 'em into your pants!:eek: ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/34 "2002-12-14T06:06:39Z")
Couldn’t you just buy some mace? It’d be a more humane way of blinding people… [sub]Cool shirt though[/sub]🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/35 "2002-12-14T06:07:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Binarydrone \* > \*\*Having finally reached the proper age where a gentleman may wear Hawaiian shirts, I must say that this site is the **Mother lode!**. BTW, congrats on your exquisite taste. \*\* Gracias, mi amigo! ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/36 "2002-12-14T06:08:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tabithina \* > \*\*Why wait for summer? Alls you have to do is stand outside with that thing on, and the snow will start melting…😃 \*\* So will **swingchick**! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/37 "2002-12-14T06:10:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*This thread belongs in MPSIMS, but that shirt belongs in the BBQ Pit. \*\* [homer]Mmmm, barbecue…[/homer] ---
**Author:** ![Bluesman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@Bluesman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluesman)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/38 "2002-12-14T06:11:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kimmom2 \* > \*\*I have a whopper of a headache now… \*\* [homer]Mmmm, flame-broiled Whopper…[/homer] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/39 "2002-12-14T07:13:41Z")
Ye Gads! The shirt is bad enough, but could you try to use _one_ reply for your responses next time? I mean, the new server’s running nicely now, let’s try to keep it that way. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410/40 "2002-12-14T08:08:51Z")
Searching frantically for the shirt’s volume control… It kinda reminds me of Carman Miranda getting bitch-slapped at a tractor pull – only not as subtle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aint-this-shirt-cool/142410.md?page=3)