# Airbags in laps

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airbags-in-laps/648569>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 28, 2013, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airbags-in-laps/648569 "2013-01-28T00:25:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airbags-in-laps/648569/21 "2013-01-30T19:41:10Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> in any event, they don’t come out as hard as they used to.

Yeah, neither does Mr. Happy. This getting old shit is for the birds…

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2013, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airbags-in-laps/648569/22 "2013-01-30T19:43:29Z")

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> [@tabrisangel19](#):
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> I wonder if there have ever been any cases of, well, ejaculation in car wrecks ever?

It is apparently not too too uncommon to retrieve truckers from wrecks with their pants down around their hips and a magazine across the steering wheel.

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