# "Airplane!" Back In Theaters? Surely You Can't Actually Mean That! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 17, 2011, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905 "2011-01-17T04:19:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/61 "2011-01-21T10:08:02Z")
Interesting, I just watched Zero Hour! which is what Airplane! is a parody of. It’s unintentionally funny but otherwise rather boring. I wish they’d reconsider playing Airplane! in Portland, I bet it’d go over well in the Bagdad. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/62 "2011-01-21T10:48:16Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the white zone. Listen **Spoons** , don’t start up with your white zone shit again! ---
**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/63 "2011-01-21T13:15:34Z")
> [@Doctor](#): > > The RED zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the RED zone. I like my zones black, like my men. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/64 "2011-01-21T13:19:53Z")
How 'bout some more coffee, **Spoons**? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/65 "2011-01-21T14:24:54Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the white zone. Don’t give me your white zone shit, Betty. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/66 "2011-01-21T15:05:56Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Listen **Spoons** , don’t start up with your white zone shit again! There’s just no stopping in a white zone. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/67 "2011-01-21T15:37:47Z")
Here. Please accept this flower from the Church of Religious Conciousness. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/68 "2011-01-21T17:35:11Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the white zone. > [@Doctor](#): > > The RED zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the RED zone. It’s post fights like this that caused my drinking problem. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/69 "2011-01-21T17:37:37Z")
Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/70 "2011-01-21T17:37:42Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Here. Please accept this flower from the Church of Religious Conciousness. _Punches **Hypno-Toad** in the face._ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/71 "2011-01-21T18:17:22Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > _Punches **Hypno-Toad** in the face._ Hello, we’d like you to have this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church, would you like to make a donation? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/72 "2011-01-21T18:20:04Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Hello, we’d like you to have this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church, would you like to make a donation? _judo-chops **Hal**._ Wait a minute, wrong movie. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/73 "2011-01-21T18:32:29Z")
> [@fuzzypickles](#): > > You can tell me, I’m a doctor. OK. Not for another two hours. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/74 "2011-01-21T18:40:51Z")
Who needs to go to a theater when you can watch the whole movie right here for free! ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/75 "2011-01-21T19:29:23Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Here. Please accept this flower from the Church of Religious Conciousness. > [@runner pat](#): > > _Punches **Hypno-Toad** in the face._ > [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > Hello, we’d like you to have this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church, would you like to make a donation? > [@runner pat](#): > > _judo-chops **Hal**._ > > Wait a minute, wrong movie. Two incidents of mindless violence. Boy, the @$^# is really going to hit the fan. \*\*\* disgusting PLOP \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/76 "2011-01-21T19:31:01Z")
Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/77 "2011-01-21T19:34:59Z")
And Leo’s getting larger. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/78 "2011-01-21T19:40:49Z")
I guess the foot’s on the other hand now! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/79 "2011-01-21T19:43:16Z")
_Removes sunglasses._ _Removes sunglasses._ ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-back-in-theaters-surely-you-cant-actually-mean-that/567905/80 "2011-01-23T01:30:57Z")
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