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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Whew, I sure picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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Impressive, but what about wake turbulence? Don’t airplanes have to maintain a long distance from 747s after the 747s take off, for instance, because of wake turbulence? And here you have five airliners in close proximity.

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Oh, don’t start your white zone shit again.

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Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.

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First the Earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat and turned into oil…

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So say we all

Declan

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Airbus = Scarebus

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I’m not sure which day you used to say that, but…

I’m guessing it was the era of the Constellation.

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…and give it all they got and win just one for the Zipper.

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For example, AF 296: Air France Flight 296Q - Wikipedia

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The fog is getting thicker!

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And Leon’s getting laaaarger!

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<Unplugs the runway landing lights>
[pause]
Just kidding <crazy laugh>
<plugs runway lights back in>

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Y’know what? I’d bet that the newer-generation Boings and Buses come out programmed to not let you even try.

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I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.

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These formation flights for PR purposes can go South rather unexpectedly.

B-70 PR formation flight

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Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.

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Captain, how soon can you land this plane?

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And then the Arabs came, and they bought Mercedes Benzes!

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I can’t tell.