# Airplane! movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [July 26, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362 "2020-07-26T03:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/101 "2020-08-01T23:39:36Z")
You can tell me; I’m a doctor. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/102 "2020-08-02T00:19:05Z")
Reinflating the Otto pilot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/103 "2020-08-02T00:51:43Z")
They’re all cheats and liars! ---
**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/104 "2020-08-02T02:46:25Z")
["Get a hold of yourself](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FNkpIDBtC2c)!" And the camera pans slowly to the left. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/105 "2020-08-02T05:27:11Z")
No, I’ve been nervous lots of times. ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/106 "2020-08-02T06:30:07Z")
> [@FinsToTheLeft](#): > > That’s Airplane II. _shrug_ So is #18. “You’re putting yourself and everybody on that ship in jeopardy!” ---
**Author:** ![FinsToTheLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finstotheleft/32/2930_2.png) [@FinsToTheLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinsToTheLeft)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/107 "2020-08-02T10:02:34Z")
> [@Leaper](#): > > _shrug_ So is #18. I wasn’t criticizing, I was using it as a hook for a line from Airplane. I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2020, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/108 "2020-08-02T10:59:42Z")
I’ve tried to stop sniffing glue many times. I guess I’m stuck with it. ---
**Author:** ![superwombat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superwombat/32/16616_2.png) [@superwombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superwombat)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/109 "2020-08-03T05:30:09Z")
I speak jive. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/110 "2020-08-03T16:26:23Z")
Anybody want their own Otto? [Two-click link because the company also has NSFW stuff, some of which is quite odd.](https://hongyitoy.en.alibaba.com/product/1600052990552-801327273/Inflatable_Captain_Model_Punching_Tumbler_Balloon_Custom_Advertising_Character_Roly_poly_Decoration.html?spm=a2700.icbuShop.41413.22.652c8eb6RoKL58) ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/111 "2020-08-03T18:03:25Z")
Where’s the, uh, tube for blowing him … up? 🤨 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/112 "2020-08-03T18:18:10Z")
[![](https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/H0b912230731549f18775d512d0d810b8a.jpg) ](https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/H0b912230731549f18775d512d0d810b8a.jpg) I’m sure they could add a secondary one in the right place. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/113 "2020-08-03T18:22:27Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/H0b912230731549f18775d512d0d810b8a.jpg](https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/H0b912230731549f18775d512d0d810b8a.jpg) > > I’m sure they could add a secondary one in the right place. 😉 That’s a different kind of orifice altogether! 😲 ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/114 "2020-08-03T18:38:19Z")
That’s a different kind of orifice. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/115 "2020-08-03T19:43:35Z")
That’s a different kind of orifice. ---
**Author:** ![johnspartan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@johnspartan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnspartan)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/116 "2020-08-04T15:30:58Z")
Minus one Internets for the people who are actually quoting Airplane 2. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/117 "2020-08-04T16:31:32Z")
> [@johnspartan](#): > > Minus one Internets for the people who are actually quoting Airplane 2. That’s exactly what they’d be expecting us to do! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/118 "2020-08-04T19:13:40Z")
We both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion! ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/119 "2020-08-04T20:14:58Z")
So the combination is 1-2-3-4-5? That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage! * * * What’s the combination? 1-2-3-4-5. 1-2-3-4-5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/120 "2020-08-05T02:07:31Z")
How many points off for quoting Spaceballs instead of either Airplane 1 or 2? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362.md?page=7)