# Airplane! movie **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Tags:** movies\ **Created:** [July 26, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362 "2020-07-26T03:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/141 "2020-08-07T15:21:08Z")
[grass-hut anchorman tapping out a message] [is suddenly handed breaking-news drumsticks] [starts drumming about, presumably, the airplane] [keeps at it while turning to gaze into Camera Two] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/142 "2020-08-07T15:26:50Z")
Listen, kid. I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![SoToasty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sotoasty/32/2803_2.png) [@SoToasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoToasty)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/143 "2020-08-07T22:06:07Z")
Just a FYI. Airplane is current showing on BBC America. 6:00 to 8:00 PM ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/144 "2020-08-08T01:44:09Z")
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/145 "2020-08-08T01:53:45Z")
\< panics \> ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/146 "2020-08-08T02:57:00Z")
\< watches breasts shake of woman one seat over \> ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/147 "2020-08-08T03:22:50Z")
“I don’t know where I’ll be then, Doc,” he said, “but I won’t smell too good, that’s for sure.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/148 "2020-08-08T03:47:47Z")
He’ll never bring it down in this soup. Never! Not one chance in a million. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/149 "2020-08-11T22:14:22Z")
I want every light you’ve got poured on to that field! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/150 "2020-08-11T23:13:01Z")
(Removes sunglasses, revealing a second pair of sunglasses) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/151 "2020-08-11T23:50:13Z")
(Dashboard Jesus cringes) ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/152 "2020-08-12T16:39:45Z")
Kramer : Alright, Striker, you’re doing just fine. Striker (_to Elaine_) : It’s a damn good thing he doesn’t know how much I hate his guts. Elaine (_into radio_): It’s a damn good thing you don’t know how much he hates your guts. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/153 "2020-08-12T19:06:19Z")
I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/154 "2020-08-12T19:14:59Z")
“Excuse me sir, are you a doctor?” (Man wearing stethoscope for no apparent reason) “That’s right.” ---
**Author:** ![Skunkdog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skunkdog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skunkdog)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/155 "2020-08-12T19:16:54Z")
“Excuse me. We’d like you to have this flower.” OOF! “Excuse me, sir. Would you…” “A message from Reverend Moon…” Slug “Jews for Jesus” Punch ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/156 "2020-08-12T19:18:31Z")
Yes, I remember, I had lasagna. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/157 "2020-08-12T21:26:31Z")
Well, I’ll give this thread another twenty minutes, but that’s it! ---
**Author:** ![urbanredneck2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/5f8ce5/32.png) [@urbanredneck2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urbanredneck2)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/158 "2020-08-13T11:09:25Z")
Not a line but where the airplane service guy checks the planes oil and the pilot pays with a credit card. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/159 "2020-08-13T14:26:46Z")
And the guy (Jimmie Walker!) tries to push the hood shut, then sits on it and falls down to the tarmac. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/airplane-movie/916362/160 "2020-08-15T17:46:37Z")
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