# Al Gore is a liar, liar, liar!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 30, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339 "2000-11-30T06:37:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Origato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b2d939/32.png) [@Origato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Origato)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/1 "2000-11-30T06:37:25Z")

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See the link\>\>\>  
[http://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/11/30/election.president/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2000/ALLPOLITICS/stories/11/30/election.president/index.html)

Thus the quote:

“I can’t believe that the people of Florida want to see the expression of their will taken away by politicians,” the vice president said in an interview with CNN’s John King. “The people of Florida have the right to select the candidate for president that they want. If the politicians ever tried to take that away from the people, I think you’d see quite a negative response to it.”

Well, what the fuck are you doing, Al? Asshole!!!

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/2 "2000-11-30T07:35:27Z")

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After reeling from the shock of the implication that politicians might actually lie, I took some comfort in the fact that none of the statements you quoted were, in fact, factually untrue. Some hypocricy in there, I guess, but nothing that could be considered an actual outright lie.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/3 "2000-11-30T10:06:55Z")

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> Al Gore is a liar, liar, liar!!!

So, Gore’s gonna star in the sequel, not Jim Carrey?

Hey, he can’t be President, so I suppose “Movie Star” is the next best thing. More lucrative, too.

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/4 "2000-11-30T11:15:24Z")

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Wow origato!! how many Election related democrat bashing threads can you possibly start!! I can’t believe that you havent realized that Politicians lie sometimes!! Although I’m sure Bush never has. ever. really. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/5 "2000-11-30T11:22:10Z")

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Just becuase someone has an opinion that differs from YOU, does not make him a Liar. However, beleiving that is so- DOES make YOU an asshole.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/6 "2000-11-30T12:14:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \*  
> \*\*Although I’m sure Bush never has. ever. really. :rolleyes: \*\*

Yeah, Twisty . . . I just love how Republicans are perfect. None of them has ever made a mistake or lied to the American people or anything bad like those dogs the Dems, who I hear kick dogs for sport and tell girls named Virginia there’s no Santa Clause.

Pigs… If only they could be more Republican . . .

[hijack]If I hear ONE MORE PERSON saying how GWB went to an Ivy-league school and Gore flunked out of divinity school, I swear that person’s gonna get to see if there IS a divinity. ARGH! Stop using half-truths to make a joke. It’s NOT FUCKING FUNNY![/hijack]

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/7 "2000-11-30T13:40:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Origato \*  
> \*\*Well, what the fuck are you doing, Al? Asshole!!! \*\*

Oh, that’s right, Gore is evil. He only won the election in everything but the Electoral Throwback to Paternalism, er, College. It’s just not fair that he doesn’t listen to polls anymore like we always wanted, and expects the law to be applied in his favor, the way anyone else would.

So, how’s the weather in Oslo, Vidkun?

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[sup]No cute sig for you.[/sup]

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/8 "2000-11-30T16:20:12Z")

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Shoot. I hit print preview to check the super and my sig didn’t come up. How did I do this? Hidden talents…

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**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/9 "2000-11-30T16:54:38Z")

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Oh gee another politcal rant. Should I just throw this one on the “Democrat haters” pile, then?

[Edited by Alphagene on 11-30-2000 at 10:57 AM]

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**Author:** ![Smithwow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Smithwow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smithwow)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/10 "2000-11-30T17:28:51Z")

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Well,  
after watching the whole election thing, I really do not what to say except: what the fuck is going on people?  
if we will have these kinds of scandals going on this country will fall apart in a couple of years.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/11 "2000-11-30T17:45:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smithwow \*  
> Well, after watching the whole election thing, I really do not what to say except: what the fuck is going on people?  
> if we will have these kinds of scandals going on this country will fall apart in a couple of years.

…or we could all simply over-react, make unsubstantiated reactionary statement and the country will simply explode sometime early next week.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/12 "2000-11-30T18:17:17Z")

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Damnit Quicksilver, my cubemates are trying to work here. They can’t do that if they keep getting interupted by my laughter.

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/13 "2000-11-30T18:21:13Z")

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> democracy does not work anymore

Yeah. What he said.

Dumbass.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/14 "2000-11-30T21:57:40Z")

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The Earth is flat, flat, flat!!!

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/15 "2000-12-01T03:24:45Z")

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> democracy does not work anymore

Now, that’s a stupid idea if I’ve ever heard one. The idea of “democracy” has been around for several millenia already (since ancient Greece, at least). I think it’s pretty egotistical to think that a simple hiccup in the election process can immediately destroy the benefits of democracy everywhere, forever.

Now, democracy in America? Let’s look at a simple notion…

Since this whole Florida fiasco began several weeks ago, how many people have been killed because of it?

Not too damn many.

Seems like democracy is just fine and dandy.

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**Author:** ![Origato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b2d939/32.png) [@Origato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Origato)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/16 "2000-12-01T05:56:35Z")

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Seeing if my trot-line has snagged anything…

Well, what have we here?

waterj2: Isn’t hypocrisy one of the most onerous forms of lying?

DITWD: No, I don’t believe GWB is innocent of lying. No one is. Even you. Asshole.

don Jaime: I am not a Quisling. That implies traitor. Fuck you for even suggesting it. The early polls said GWB would win the popular vote, but lose the electoral. Now the scenario is reversed. The Bush and Gore camps would be doing an exact reversal of roles if that was the case, I will admit. Sorry, but that is the rule and you have to accept it.

Alphagene: I don’t hate Democrats per se, I’ve had sex with many of them!

SPOOFE: I’ve waited a long time to respond to you! You rock! The tanks will be rolling Monday morning.

Origato

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/17 "2000-12-01T06:22:32Z")

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Uh… gee, thanks, 'Gato. Um… can we push back the deadline of the tanks rolling? It’d be more fair that way.

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/18 "2000-12-01T16:25:24Z")

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Well, if you ain’t a Norwegian major, then I am Beatrix of the Netherlands.

You have no respect for the law. Bush has scored a very thin win in Florida. Thanks to a badly managed voting system there, his right to it is highly questionable and must be proven. Gore is suing to guarantee this happens, or (preferably) that he himself won Gatorland. The same process has been going on elsewhere - Gore only just today was declared the true winner in New Mexico. But Florida is the deciding vote so we here Gore’s complaints more than Bush’s.

Yet you can’t seem to accept this. You moved into the Pit and had a near constant cow about how Gore is evil and Gore is cheating and Gore should piss off and Gore should give up and accept it and so on to the ends of the Earth. Nevermind that this is the legal process and wrangling lawyers will try every maneuver available and this takes time. Gore is bad and should go away, boo-hoo.

Your disrespect for Gore is tasteless, and your disrespect for the legal process goes beyond the respectable amount of dispect. So, yes, you are a traitor. Have a nice day, traitor.

And I’d offer an FU2U for suggesting I was the one that couldn’t accept this whole idea of having and using laws, but remember - you’re a traitor! You’re fucked anyway.

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**Author:** ![Screwtape](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Screwtape](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Screwtape)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/al-gore-is-a-liar-liar-liar/43339/19 "2000-12-01T23:40:08Z")

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Gotta admit, I’m enjoying this election more than any I can remember, and I have people like all of you to thank for it! Tanks? Cool!
