# Alabama election results

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [December 13, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356 "2017-12-13T02:57:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356/81 "2017-12-29T21:04:55Z")

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The Lord gave man agency and free will to make choices, including the choice to use election fraud to unfairly throw a race to the detestable Democrat.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356/82 "2017-12-29T21:15:40Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> The Lord gave man agency and free will to make choices, including the choice to use election fraud to unfairly throw a race to the detestable Democrat.

God loves all of us, even the Democrats. Or so I’ve heard.

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**Author:** ![SingleMalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/singlemalt/32/3961_2.png) [@SingleMalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleMalt)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356/83 "2017-12-29T21:28:15Z")

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God: “A sign? You want a sign? I sent you a big damn sign: You lost to a _Democrat_ in _Alabama_! The message was, ‘Not you.’”

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2017, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356/84 "2017-12-29T22:09:20Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> If Moore was God’s candidate, and Moore lost, does that mean God is dead?

No, it means that God loves us and wants us to be happy, so God sent the only Republican in Alabama who could lose to a Democrat.🙂

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356/85 "2018-01-05T21:50:37Z")

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Somebody set fire to Tina Johnson’s house.

> **[Roy Moore accuser's Gadsden home burns; arson suspected](https://www.al.com/news/2018/01/roy_moore_accusers_home_burns.html)**
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> Roy Moore accuser Tina Johnson lost her home Wednesday in a fire that is now under investigation by the Etowah County Arson Task Force.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-election-results/804356/86 "2018-01-05T21:57:49Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Somebody set fire to Tina Johnson’s house.  
> [Roy Moore accuser's Gadsden home burns; arson investigation underway - al.com](http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/01/roy_moore_accusers_home_burns.html)

Humans!

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