# Alabama Gov Says Non-Christians Not His Brothers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 19, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227 "2011-01-19T18:19:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/121 "2011-01-20T17:37:28Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Our HOME OF THE NATION’S CRAZIEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING ELECTED OFFICIALS Belt is right now singing Sweeeeeet Home Alabama…Lord I’m comin’ home to you!!

Bah! Amateurs!

When Alabama politicians start lurking in the bushes in ambush for people, then _maybe_ they will be considered as contenders for Michele Bachmann’s title as Grand High Poobah of the Batshit Crazies.

If Alabama wants the crown of shame they’ll have to try harder to pry it from our frozen fingers.

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/122 "2011-01-20T17:43:08Z")

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Yeah, Bachmann alone brings Minnesota’s state crazy quotient _way_ up.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/123 "2011-01-20T17:48:47Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> The only thing this politician did was not act like a politician, and instead taylored his speech to his audience, without thinking about the fact that other people would hear about it, and inevitably take it out of context. It’s the type of gaffe I expect from a new politician, and nothing worth getting upset about.

You may have a point there. The fact that he’s a Republican who won an election is plenty for me. 😛

> [@BigT](#):
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> I see no reason to take the offensive interpretation over the less offensive one.

Well, the fact that you happen to be on the right side of the line he drew _might possibly_ be obscuring your view just a smidgen.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/124 "2011-01-20T19:29:48Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> My goodness, that’s gauche. I mean, waving your private religion all around like that - so tacky.

Religion should be treated like a penis: Don’t take it out in public, and don’t force it down your children’s throats.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/125 "2011-01-20T19:32:10Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> He was simply stating his faith in a religious ceremony in his own church. It seems like you folks are all knicker twisted not for what he _believes_, but that he has the audacity to _assert his beliefs_, said beliefs being _no secret_ to any fucking person who has a fucking clue what the fucking Governor is all about. Why all this outrage now? Would you rather he lie about it?

It’s not anyone else’s fault if his beliefs conflict with his ability to do his job.

But would it actually have been a lie for him to say “All people are my brothers and sisters, of any faith” or some such thing? Would it actually have been dishonest of him to NOT divide his constituents into those he felt worthy and those less worthy? What part of Christianity requires that perspective? What lie would be be perpetuating by not saying what he’d said?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/126 "2011-01-20T19:32:21Z")

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> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#):
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> Religion should be treated like a penis: Don’t take it out in public, and don’t force it down your children’s throats.

If I didn’t like my sig so much, I would steal that.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/127 "2011-01-20T19:39:10Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> So if Obama said “All you black folks are my bothers but not you white folk”, you don’t think he would get castigated for it?

_Castigated_? If he said that (not that he would) he might get _assassinated_. People would lose their minds if he said that.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/128 "2011-01-20T20:25:26Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> It’s is no secret that he is an Evangelical Christian. It is no secret that Evangelical Christians, as an element of their faith, believe that it is their job to convert everyone who is not an Evangelical Christian. He was simply stating his faith in a religious ceremony\*\* in his own church.\*\* It seems like you folks are all knicker twisted not for what he _believes_, but that he has the audacity to _assert his beliefs_, said beliefs being _no secret_ to any fucking person who has a fucking clue what the fucking Governor is all about. Why all this outrage now? Would you rather he lie about it?  
> The OP suggested that the South had all the crazy politicians, and that the North should have just let us go. I was merely pointing out that the North is well supplied with loony politicos as well.

It was not in his own church, it was in a church that MLK, Jr. started his career as a pastor. It was MLK day and the Governor had been sworn in earlier that day. It wasn’t some private event and he was representing the people of Alabama in attending.

I guarantee you that if you strolled into the Governor’s church on a Sunday, you could tell that you weren’t in the [Dexter Avenue Baptist Church](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter_Avenue_Baptist_Church).

[First Babtist Church Tuscaloosa](http://www.firsttuscaloosa.org/staffdirectory.html)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/129 "2011-01-20T20:38:20Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> So if Obama said “All you black folks are my bothers but not you white folk”, you don’t think he would get castigated for it?

Probably just nitpicked: “technically they’re your \*half-\*brothers”.

[QUOTE= Inigo Montoya]  
Religion should be treated like a penis: Don’t take it out in public, and don’t force it down your children’s throats.  
[/QUOTE]

This was in a black church, where it’s rumored their religions are a lot bigger.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/130 "2011-01-20T20:41:07Z")

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… and they pray like _this._

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**Author:** ![monavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@monavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monavis)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/131 "2011-01-21T12:46:29Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> So if Obama said “All you black folks are my bothers but not you white folk”, you don’t think he would get castigated for it?

Hey, we would all be half brothers…Obama is as much white as he is black!

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/132 "2011-01-22T15:45:10Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Right. No religious bigotry in the north, now is there?
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> _We’re rednecks, we’re rednecks  
> We don’t know our ass from a hole in the ground.  
> We’re rednecks, we’re rednecks,  
> …_

At least WE didn’t elect that asshole, did we.

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**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/133 "2011-01-23T14:30:38Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> How about if Keith Ellison. Muslim Congressman from Minnesota, had said, “if you are not a Muslim, you are not my brother.”

This wouldn’t phase me a bit, and I’d readily agree with him. I also wouldn’t take it to mean that I am somehow a second class citizen in his eyes because I’m not a Muslim.

It doesn’t mean we can’t hang out, break bread, be friends, or love each other. It just means spiritually, we are members of two different families.

Not a big deal.

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**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/134 "2011-01-23T14:54:54Z")

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> [@PandaBear77](#):
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> This wouldn’t phase me a bit, and I’d readily agree with him. I also wouldn’t take it to mean that I am somehow a second class citizen in his eyes because I’m not a Muslim.
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> It doesn’t mean we can’t hang out, break bread, be friends, or love each other. It just means spiritually, we are members of two different families.
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> Not a big deal.

YOU may feel that way, but one would hope that you would have the good sense to understand that most people would not feel the same way.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2011, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alabama-gov-says-non-christians-not-his-brothers/568227/135 "2011-01-23T15:12:14Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> He said this on his FIRST DAY IN OFFICE. And he looks like Montgomery Burns to boot… all I can say is
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> **SUCK IT ARIZONA AND SOUTH CAROLINA!!!** Our HOME OF THE NATION’S CRAZIEST AND MOST EMBARRASSING ELECTED OFFICIALS Belt is right now singing Sweeeeeet Home Alabama…Lord I’m comin’ home to you!!

Arizona must be a wonderful place. It’s chock full of the nicest people ever.

[http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/01/shawna\_forde\_arizona\_murder\_ca.php](http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/01/shawna_forde_arizona_murder_ca.php)

> [@](#):
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> Minuteman leader Forde, a onetime Everett city council candidate, and Jason Bush, also wanted for two murders in Wenatchee, are facing the death penalty with a third member of her rebel border-watch band. They are charged with the first-degree murders of a Mexican man, Raul Flores, and his daughter Brisenia, and the attempted murder of the man’s wife, on May 30 in Arivica, Arizona. Forde is accused of masterminding the slayings to finance her border-watch group and grow it into a Blackwater-like organization, running mercenary missions south of the border.

I guess Arizona is the place to be, if you’re fucking crazy.

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