# Alan Asked Andy About Apple Apps **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [January 20, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153 "2012-01-20T18:07:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/1 "2012-01-20T18:07:09Z")
Alan asked Andy about Apple apps. ---
**Author:** ![hdc\_bst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9f8e36/32.png) [@hdc\_bst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hdc_bst)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/2 "2012-01-20T18:17:29Z")
Beth barked, ‘Beware! Bologna brings bears!’ between breaths. ---
**Author:** ![ExcitedIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea5d25/32.png) [@ExcitedIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExcitedIdiot)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/3 "2012-01-20T19:43:31Z")
Christ cried, “Crucifixtion creates contusions!”, convincingly. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/4 "2012-01-20T19:45:45Z")
“Don’t drop damaged dirigibles!” Danny demanded. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/5 "2012-01-20T19:47:22Z")
“Even eels eat eleven eggs!” enthused Elmer. ---
**Author:** ![Alas\_Earwax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f04885/32.png) [@Alas\_Earwax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alas_Earwax)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/6 "2012-01-20T20:17:42Z")
“Fast food foments fatness!” Fred Farkle fumed. ---
**Author:** ![Bootis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Bootis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bootis)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/7 "2012-01-20T20:29:17Z")
“For Fuck’s Fancy!”, Frank fumed. “Five failing fiefdoms?” “'Far from fictional” fessed Fred. “Francis found French flags flying” “fairly far fetched, Fred”, Frank frowned. “France feigns forfeitures frequently” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/8 "2012-01-20T20:35:33Z")
George grumbled “Great golly, get Greg’s gong, Glenda.” ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/9 "2012-01-20T20:38:34Z")
Hell, how high had Hugh horked? ---
**Author:** ![hdc\_bst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9f8e36/32.png) [@hdc\_bst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hdc_bst)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/10 "2012-01-20T20:41:35Z")
Indeed, innuendo incites illicit intercourse in Italian innocents. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/11 "2012-01-20T20:56:00Z")
Juice just jabbed, jeered junkie Jewboy, Jezebel. ---
**Author:** ![campp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@campp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/campp)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2012, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/12 "2012-01-20T21:23:19Z")
Komehni kicks kangaroos keeping kettles. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/13 "2012-01-21T00:21:22Z")
Lascivious Lois lustfully licks luscious lollies. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/14 "2012-01-21T00:47:32Z")
Malicious murlocks maraud malevolently. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/15 "2012-01-21T00:49:47Z")
“Nine new nerves never notate.” Nelly noted. “Old ogres ogle ostriches!” opined Oprah. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/16 "2012-01-21T00:54:03Z")
Penelope pertly pranced past Paul’s penultimate palace. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/17 "2012-01-21T01:00:57Z")
Q-bert quipped quite quirkily, “Questions? Q.E.D.” ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/18 "2012-01-21T01:06:00Z")
Quit quarrelsome quarry quarterbacking. ---
**Author:** ![Karen\_Lingel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karen_lingel/32/18649_2.png) [@Karen\_Lingel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karen_Lingel)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/19 "2012-01-21T01:44:50Z")
Republicans rant really religiously. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Ricky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/48db29/32.png) [@Ensign\_Ricky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Ricky)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alan-asked-andy-about-apple-apps/610153/20 "2012-01-21T16:42:48Z")
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