# Alarming and offensive spam porn titles **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 24, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652 "2002-05-24T13:20:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/1 "2002-05-24T13:20:17Z")
Here is a big **FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!!** to sick-minded “adult” spammers everywhere. This following the arrival of “ **Raping Hot Girls And Wild Horses!** ” in my inbox today. Anyone else suffer this? The odd “College Girls XXX” and “Webcam horny sluts” don’t bother me too much, but today’s obscenity was disturbing in the extreme. ---
**Author:** ![sirjamesp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sirjamesp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirjamesp)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/2 "2002-05-24T13:27:02Z")
Wow! Could you forward that one to me, please? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/3 "2002-05-24T13:28:47Z")
You got that one too? ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/4 "2002-05-24T13:29:02Z")
The one that confused me was “Naked Furry Barnyard Friends!” Um… oookay. ---
**Author:** ![sirjamesp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sirjamesp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirjamesp)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/5 "2002-05-24T13:29:24Z")
In case of doubt, ;). Can’t be too careful round these parts. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/6 "2002-05-24T13:50:46Z")
_I Raped Wild Horses, Then Spent a Year in Traction_, next on Jerry Springer! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/7 "2002-05-24T14:16:35Z")
Yeah, but horses can’t vomit, which is fortunate because my cock is so huge it makes _people_ sick. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/8 "2002-05-24T14:40:18Z")
I think what’s really neat is that I’ve increased my ejaculate by 358%. And I’m a girl. j ---
**Author:** ![JocoseBanter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@JocoseBanter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JocoseBanter)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/9 "2002-05-24T15:14:52Z")
Wow, that’s quite a mental image **Jar** ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/10 "2002-05-24T15:30:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I think what’s really neat is that I’ve increased my ejaculate by 358%. > > And I’m a girl. > > j \*\* See, the problem with that is that I get spams for female ejaculation pics. ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/11 "2002-05-24T21:47:58Z")
“THE MOST HARDORE PORN EVER!!” “HOMOSEXUAL LESBIANS GETTING FREAKY!” “STEAL PASSWORDS AND READ E-MAILS!” “–\> (Jennifer Lopez fucked hard) \<–” “Does your size really matter?” “FUN ON THE FARM!!!” That last one doesn’t sound too bad. Who wouldn’t like to spend a nice quiet day on a farm, patting the animals and giving them hay to munch on? ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/12 "2002-05-24T22:05:50Z")
Isn’t ‘homosexual lesbians’ kind of redundant? ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/13 "2002-05-24T22:06:47Z")
Wow, **NutWrench** , you can see real _homosexual_ lesbians! That’s pretty impressive. _Homosexual_ lesbians. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/14 "2002-05-24T22:06:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NutWrench \* > **…HOMOSEXUAL LESBIANS…** Whatever next? ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/15 "2002-05-24T22:07:51Z")
Wow, **Incubus**. That’s my first simulpost. ---
**Author:** ![DemonSpawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac8455/32.png) [@DemonSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonSpawn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/16 "2002-05-24T23:24:33Z")
I really enjoyed seeing the stages of Britney Spears’s sexual development. We all knew she was a virgin until recently, right? Now, I have been the recipient of exclusive mails telling about her awakening: Britney Spears first time fucking Britney Spears fucked hard Britney Spears hardcore fuckfest Britney Spears in groupfuck with sluts Britney Spears Anal orgy All that in the course of a few weeks only! I get these news every day, thanks to my hotmail account (one of the many advantages of this privilege) and I am astonished at the swift development I have seen. I mean, has any of you had anal sex, group sex, orgies, hardcore fucking etc. all within a few weeks after losing your virginity? And how does she find time to record songs, perform, shoot videos (music videos, I mean)? Questions, questions… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/17 "2002-05-25T00:03:36Z")
So, would _Homosexual Lesbians_ actually be straight…? :: d&r :: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/18 "2002-05-25T00:23:01Z")
Two wrongs don’t make a right y’know. :: d&r :: ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/19 "2002-05-25T00:35:57Z")
Funny, I don’t know if it says anything about me, but I’ve gotten all of those bestiality ones. And a couple incest ones. I remember one with a subject line saying “Take a look at this family!” It went on to say something like, “Dad and Grandma are getting it on in the attic. Brother teaches sister a lesson about masturbation,” etc., etc. Unfortunately, I never get those anymore. Now it’s all “Earn $10,000,000,000 a second from home!” and all those boring ones… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652/20 "2002-05-25T02:05:03Z")
Since I started using WebRoot’s Window Washer, I don’t get nearly as many porn spams. The last one I recall promised me “Hot Butt Fucking Action!!!”. Needless, to say, I declined their generous offer. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alarming-and-offensive-spam-porn-titles/110652.md?page=2)