# Albino Villains **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 21, 2017, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795 "2017-07-21T13:47:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/21 "2017-07-21T15:44:54Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > “Whitey” Jackson (William Frankfather) in the 1978 Chevy Chase movie **Foul Play** Beware the dwarf! ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/22 "2017-07-21T15:46:11Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > “Where did we leave that albino’s wheelbarrow?” > “With the albino, I think.” Ah, yes. Thanks for jogging my memory. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/23 "2017-07-21T15:51:35Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > “Whitey” Jackson (William Frankfather) in the 1978 Chevy Chase movie **Foul Play** This movie was the first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title. “I hit him with my umbrella!” ---
**Author:** ![Evan\_Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@Evan\_Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evan_Drake)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/24 "2017-07-21T15:58:37Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Do they die of pinkeye? > [@Broomstick](#): > > Those not murdered for bodyparts tend to die in their mid-40’s of skin cancer, for a serious answer to a maybe not so serious question. Actually albinos in Africa tend to suffer from eye problems horribly. So yes. > [@E-DUB](#): > > There was an albino villain in “Banshee”. He was called, wait for it, the albino. Way to stereotype. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/25 "2017-07-21T16:01:40Z")
There’s also the [albino torturer](http://www.lolwot.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/15-things-you-probably-didnt-know-about-the-princess-bride-5.jpg) (billed as “The Albino”) in _The Princess Bride._ ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/26 "2017-07-21T16:15:08Z")
Every time someone mentions albinos, I think of this photo (spoliered for nudity.) [link](http://www.berliner-zeitung.de/image/3309542/max/1920/1080/1616c48836ec420ea1977a721e958218/aF/rtr2ql1o-jpg.jpg) So, um, please mention albinos more often? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/27 "2017-07-21T16:15:22Z")
Maybe I jogged **gnoitall** ’s memory too hard. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/28 "2017-07-21T18:08:00Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > There was an albino assassin in [The Da Vinci Code](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Da_Vinci_Code). And albino twin assassins in **The Matrix Reloaded**. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/29 "2017-07-21T19:24:22Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > And albino twin assassins in **The Matrix Reloaded**. They were ghosts, not albinos. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/30 "2017-07-21T20:04:39Z")
Also, [all white people are albinos](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=544874). ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2017, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795/31 "2017-07-21T21:08:20Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > There was an albino assassin in [The Da Vinci Code](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Da_Vinci_Code). A friend and I saw the movie, and I thought this was utterly hilarious. So we have a secret society and we need an assassin. It’s important that they blend in and don’t attract attention. Someone with a low profile who won’t be noticed. **Ah, a giant albino monk - perfect!!!** :smack: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/albino-villains/791795.md?page=1)