# Album name answers to stupid questions. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 15, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544 "2004-09-15T13:01:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/21 "2004-09-16T11:29:20Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > **You Bought It, You Name It** > > Dear David Lee Roth, > > I’ll be attending a black tie dinner at the French Embassy. Much to my disgust, they will be serving snails. What is the proper etiquette in this situation? **Eat 'em and Smile** Hey, Mr. Zappa, how the hell did you get those gashes on your face? ---
**Author:** ![todd33rpm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@todd33rpm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/todd33rpm)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/22 "2004-09-16T12:09:34Z")
**Weasels Ripped My Flesh**. Or, depending on how hot it was at the time, **Burnt Weeny Sandwich**. I was so pissed off when the waiter collided into me, but then I realized I was going… ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/23 "2004-09-16T12:17:12Z")
_In Through The Out Door_ Art Garfunkel never got to visit this residence. ---
**Author:** ![snorlax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@snorlax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snorlax)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/24 "2004-09-16T12:54:55Z")
_Graceland_ Dr Jagger, what should I do about this open wound? ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/25 "2004-09-16T14:54:47Z")
> [@snorlax](#): > > _Graceland_ > > Dr Jagger, what should I do about this open wound? Is it **Black and Blue?**? Then **Let it Bleed** , **Sticky Fingers**! (I’m not doing your **Dirty Work**.) In 1914, civil war veteran “Grandpa Wilco” decided to get together one last time with his rowdy union army buddies. Holding a reception at a newly opened NYC inn, he planned to feature a newfangled quickstep as the primary entertainment. What did the invitations to this strictly non-rebel affair read? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/26 "2004-09-16T14:59:28Z")
> [@snorlax](#): > > _Graceland_ > > Dr Jagger, what should I do about this open wound? **Hot Rocks** might help cauterize it, but I’d probably just **Let It Bleed**. How would the Refreshments describe a soda, some pubic hair, King Kong, & mosquitoes? ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/27 "2004-09-16T20:39:35Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > How would the Refreshments describe a soda, some pubic hair, King Kong, & mosquitoes? **Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy** Doctor: Meg, I’m sorry, but you have lymphoma. Meg: Oh no, doctor, that sounds terrible! What does it affect? ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/28 "2004-09-16T21:46:32Z")
> [@AwSnappity](#): > > Doctor: Meg, I’m sorry, but you have lymphoma. > Meg: Oh no, doctor, that sounds terrible! What does it affect? **White Blood Cells**. Freddie Mercury decided to forgo the noisy rock concert Friday night, opting instead for what? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/29 "2004-09-16T22:27:36Z")
A Night at the Opera. Steve Tyler doesn’t like talking about retirement. He prefers to refer to it as what? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/30 "2004-09-16T22:36:04Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Steve Tyler doesn’t like talking about retirement. He prefers to refer to it as what? A **Permanent Vacation**. Hey, Jeff Lynne, where do all of your ideas come from? ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/31 "2004-09-17T00:01:29Z")
> [@NoPretentiousCodename](#): > > In 1914, civil war veteran “Grandpa Wilco” decided to get together one last time with his rowdy union army buddies. Holding a reception at a newly opened NYC inn, he planned to feature a newfangled quickstep as the primary entertainment. What did the invitations to this strictly non-rebel affair read? Come one, come all to the **Yankee Foxtrot**. What’s Pain of Salvation looking for on the periodic table? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/32 "2004-09-17T00:10:15Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > What’s Pain of Salvation looking for on the periodic table? **The Perfect Element** What did Björk sing on her tour stop in Alabama? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/33 "2004-09-17T00:23:18Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > What did Björk sing on her tour stop in Alabama? \*\* I’ve Seen it All\*\* please **Post** a **Teligram** and get me an **Aeroplane** before the **Human Behaviour** here makes me **Violently Happy**. OK I like Bjork. What does David Bowie always need before going on stage? P.S. **LilyoftheValley** your screen name always reminds me of Kate Bush’s ‘Song of Solomon’. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/34 "2004-09-17T00:26:27Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > **The Perfect Element** > What did Björk sing on her tour stop in Alabama? Selmasongs!!! What are R.E.M.'s favorite types of historical stories? ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/35 "2004-09-17T00:28:50Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > What does David Bowie always need before going on stage? Stage? Changes? Fame? A Second Face? ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/36 "2004-09-17T01:18:04Z")
> [@AlbertRose](#): > > Selmasongs!!! > > What are R.E.M.'s favorite types of historical stories? **Fables of the Reconstruction**. Fill in the blank: while playing some Magic, Roland Orzabal of Tears For Fears tapped five mountains and summoned a Fire \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/37 "2004-09-18T07:43:37Z")
What kind of horse does Paul Simon have? ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/38 "2004-09-18T07:52:29Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > What kind of horse does Paul Simon have? A one trick pony. What is Brian Eno’s plan of attack? ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/39 "2004-09-18T09:06:51Z")
> [@fishbicycle](#): > > A one trick pony. > > What is Brian Eno’s plan of attack? **Taking Tiger Mountain by strategy** , and **No Pussyfooting**! In the new Donnie Darko DVD, scored by Philip Glass, millions were invested to invest in CG animation of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ to liven up the ending. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2004, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/album-name-answers-to-stupid-questions/264544/40 "2004-09-18T10:11:12Z")
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