# Alc Baldwin arrested for assault in a dispute over a parking space

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 3, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929 "2018-11-03T13:48:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/1 "2018-11-03T13:48:48Z")

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[Cite](https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/02/entertainment/alec-baldwin-arrested/index.html). Big news in my neck of the woods.

Really, Alec? You give a person a great lawsuit over a parking space?

The Baldwin brothers have always creeped me out.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/2 "2018-11-03T14:18:26Z")

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This is big news?  
His temper has gotten him in hot water multiple times now.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/3 "2018-11-03T15:19:45Z")

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Yes, he seems like a violent guy. At least he apparently didn’t use anti-gay insults this time.

Would be awesome if SNL persuaded Trump to do the opening skit tonight, playing Baldwin punching someone or leaving the courthouse.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/4 "2018-11-03T16:36:13Z")

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I always thought parking spots in New York were the one thing that justified violence.

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/5 "2018-11-03T16:37:17Z")

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I once heard him say that when he walks into a room, there is not an ounce of fear in him, there’s no one he’s scared of.

That’s not something I’ve often heard other people say. Now that I think about it, it’s the kind of thing Trump would say. It suggests a Chihuahua-like personality.

Not sure what’s going on with that family. Teams of four are common enough in movies; If they got their shit together, they could make a fun interesting movie.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/6 "2018-11-03T17:08:41Z")

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He’s out of control. Not the first time. He needs anger-managment training.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/7 "2018-11-03T17:44:25Z")

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> [@MichaelEmouse](#):
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> I once heard him say that when he walks into a room, there is not an ounce of fear in him, there’s no one he’s scared of.
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> That’s not something I’ve often heard other people say. Now that I think about it, it’s the kind of thing Trump would say. It suggests a Chihuahua-like personality.
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> Not sure what’s going on with that family. Teams of four are common enough in movies; If they got their shit together, they could make a fun interesting movie.

They’d have to have Adam Baldwin take a role too, even though he’s not a sibling of the others.

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**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/8 "2018-11-03T18:14:07Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> They’d have to have Adam Baldwin take a role too, even though he’s not a sibling of the others.

Make it a group of 5 with a fifth columnist imposter among them.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/9 "2018-11-03T19:22:41Z")

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Fisticuffs over a West Village parking space is puerile and a sure sign of an out-of-towner.

That’s why I always carry a baseball bat on the backseat.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/10 "2018-11-03T19:50:53Z")

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You drive in the city, you get what’s coming to you-- either getting or throwing a punch. Keep your cars on Long Island, you Baldwins.

Now, stealing a cab? That’s a stabbing.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/11 "2018-11-03T19:53:49Z")

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Also Alec, download [Spot Hero](https://spothero.com/nyc/manhattan-parking). My husband swears by it. Me, I’m a real New Yorker. I don’t know how to drive.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/12 "2018-11-03T20:05:33Z")

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> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Fisticuffs over a West Village parking space is puerile and a sure sign of an out-of-towner.
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> That’s why I always carry a baseball bat on the backseat.

Not on the seat! On the gun-rack in the rear window. Along with your carpenter’s level.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/13 "2018-11-03T20:24:15Z")

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I remember his leaked answering machine message. Cursing out his daughter for missing his phone call

That’s when I realized Alec Baldwin is an abusive douchebag.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/8J0-ZatDHug/hqdefault.jpg "Alec Balwin phone call to daughter") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J0-ZatDHug)

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/14 "2018-11-03T20:31:19Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> They’d have to have Adam Baldwin take a role too, even though he’s not a sibling of the others.

Well he would be the big guy, the Military vet.

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**Author:** ![DB\_Coopa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DB\_Coopa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DB_Coopa)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/15 "2018-11-03T21:08:46Z")

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Clearly a bully with a lot of issues.

Hopefully he picks on the wrong person one day, or maybe he’s too smart to do that. Like I say, a typical bully.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/16 "2018-11-03T21:49:12Z")

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Plus it’s his own fault for not putting a chair there.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/17 "2018-11-03T21:54:15Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Plus it’s his own fault for not putting a chair there.

This ain’t Chicago, missy! The only thing a chair is good for is to have something to throw at the bastard stealing your spot.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/18 "2018-11-03T22:46:31Z")

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Heh. I’ve seen people in Brooklyn trying the “chair” thing. It wasn’t pretty.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/19 "2018-11-04T00:25:31Z")

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Alec’s side of the story.

I’d certainly be irritated, but a parking space isn’t worth punching over.

> **[Alec Baldwin says he didn’t punch man in New York City parking dispute](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alec-baldwin-says-he-did-not-punch-man-new-york-city-parking-dispute/)**
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> Baldwin was released from the local police precinct in Manhattan after about two hours; he was ordered to appear in court Nov. 26

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> Baldwin, 60, told police a family member was holding the spot in front of his Manhattan home when a man driving a Saab station wagon pulled up and took it. The driver of the station wagon told police Baldwin hit him with his hand, but he wasn’t sure if it was a punch or a slap.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2018, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alc-baldwin-arrested-for-assault-in-a-dispute-over-a-parking-space/823929/20 "2018-11-04T15:36:50Z")

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Pfffft. If _I_ hit someone, they’d sure as hell know wether they’d been slapped or punched.

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