# Alcohol/Weight Shaming Threads: WTF??? 5 in Top 50 IMHO/MPSIMS **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 22, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367 "2015-02-22T22:28:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/1 "2015-02-22T22:28:08Z")
Since [del]Nagging the Living Shit out of People[/del] informing them constantly of that 6% body fat life style & how lovely it is to say you are “alcohol free” seems so popular, do we need a new forum to [del]Shove All This Holier Than Thou Bull Shit[/del] store all this helpful advice for those who want it? What are Your thoughts…? :rolleyes: “Carry Nation” wayward son? Go Post it all & Then Be DONE. Lay these BS threads to rest. About “…Don’t Eat or Drink No More!” Once I rose above the noise and confusion Beyond their pointy nose, its ALL an illusion They’d mold you to something for some “buyer” ( & I’m not something for sale to “buy”) They’ll throw their voices to say you are a blind man See/Think past their shit just proves “you’re a mad man”. I smell BS behind the scheming, …can’t you hear me say…? “Carry Nation” wayward son? Go Post it all & Then Be DONE. Lay these BS threads to rest. About “…Don’t Eat or Drink No More!” Go Masquerade like you are Sinless & Pleasin’ A good charade is the event of the season And if you’d clam you’re some Wise Man; it surely means that you don’t know… A Real Man’s life traverses seas of emotion, Sirens scream of love, of wrongs, and of devotion, My Compass & stars show no distortion, but still these broken records play, “Carry Nation” wayward son? Go Post it all & Then Be DONE. Lay these BS threads to rest. About “…Don’t Eat or Drink No More…!” ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2015, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/2 "2015-02-22T22:47:42Z")
Let me light up a cigar and think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/3 "2015-02-23T00:08:29Z")
Sounds like someone needs a hug… ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/4 "2015-02-23T00:21:12Z")
Thanks for not offering a salad & an O’Douls. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/5 "2015-02-23T02:21:19Z")
How about some macrobiotic goat yogurht? I hear it’ll align your chi. ---
**Author:** ![GusNSpot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gusnspot/32/436_2.png) [@GusNSpot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GusNSpot)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/6 "2015-02-23T05:15:40Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > How about some macrobiotic goat yogurht? I hear it’ll align your chi. This ↑ ↑ ↑ Bawahahahaha I actually like goat cheese & yogurt. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/7 "2015-02-23T06:12:09Z")
Greasy barbecued beef or pork ribs, and lots of, are my choice for larding it on. ETA: With chocolate chip cookies for dessert. More ETA: See also Sherman, Allan, _The Drinking Man’s Diet_, 1965. (Many videos easily findable on YouTube.) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/8 "2015-02-23T13:19:27Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Greasy barbecued beef or pork ribs, and lots of, are my choice for larding it on. > > ETA: With chocolate chip cookies for dessert. > > More ETA: See also Sherman, Allan, _The Drinking Man’s Diet_, 1965. (Many videos easily findable on YouTube.) A “6% Body Fat Lifestyle” forum would be the second emptiest forum this board has ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/9 "2015-02-23T15:35:42Z")
All the alcohol/weight related threads I can see are about the OPs’ (of those threads) own efforts/struggles/requests for advice. How does that equate to shaming? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/10 "2015-02-23T16:27:20Z")
Maybe they turn into shaming threads? ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/11 "2015-02-23T16:56:07Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > A “6% Body Fat Lifestyle” forum would be the second emptiest forum this board has ever seen. While busiest would be a forum discussing the weird-ass ads/pics this message board gets. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/12 "2015-02-23T17:17:09Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > Maybe they turn into shaming threads? That may be it. I confess to not reading past the first post or two in any of them. Probably because I’m too busy being skinny and a teetotaler and awesome.\* \*actual poster may vary ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/13 "2015-02-23T17:18:18Z")
> [@epbrown01](#): > > While busiest would be a forum discussing the weird-ass ads/pics this message board gets. 🙂 The busiest would be a forum titled “IF YOU JOINED THE BOARD TODAY, AND YOUR FIRST POST IS GOING TO BE A THREAD IS LOOKING FOR PERSONAL ADVICE, YOU MUST POST IT HERE.” ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2015, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alcohol-weight-shaming-threads-wtf-5-in-top-50-imho-mpsims/713367/14 "2015-02-23T17:31:01Z")
Well, I like the Yancovic-ing of the Kansas tune… good job! Though I’m wondering if there might be a more-fitting song to parody here. I don’t know; maybe that currently popular “big-bootie” song, or Sir Mix-a-lot’s, “…Big butts”. In any event, I’m going off now to mix a drink, light a kretek, and listen to some Kansas (while overlaying those words to the tune). I’ll be doing this while my bacon-ranch mac-n-cheese is baking, too. 🙂