# Alert! Alert!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alert-alert/395352>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [March 10, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alert-alert/395352 "2007-03-10T04:32:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alert-alert/395352/1 "2007-03-10T04:32:32Z")

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The [Perfect Master](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=411611) is in the house!

Damn! He just logged out!

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**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alert-alert/395352/2 "2007-03-10T05:09:29Z")

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Damn! \*\*Myron Van Horowitzski \*\* just logged out!

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alert-alert/395352/3 "2007-03-10T06:41:43Z")

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Wow. First time in almost a year and a half; [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6665307#post6665307) was his last post before today.