# Alex Jones loses custody battle due to being fucking crazy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 29, 2017, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485 "2017-04-29T11:34:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/61 "2017-05-01T16:32:29Z")
> [@CatandMouse](#): > > What, no personal responsibility? That’s only for OTHER people. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/62 "2017-05-01T16:34:44Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Holy Fucking Shit! Exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/63 "2017-05-01T16:43:23Z")
He’s not exactly grieving for the loss of his kids on his Twitter account-Has he mentioned it on his show? If not, then that only confirms my opinion that this all was a means to dump them on their mother. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/64 "2017-05-01T16:56:31Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > He’s not exactly grieving for the loss of his kids on his Twitter account-Has he mentioned it on his show? If not, then that only confirms my opinion that this all was a means to dump them on their mother. They’ll be better off without him anyway. ---
**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/65 "2017-05-01T17:32:21Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > So, in the press conference afterwards, he talked about suing Chobani, the Federal Reserve, and the school lunch program. Besides “spider goats” and “human animal chimeras,” Jones bellowed about “rhesus monkeys that you can buy in the Hong Kong market and glow in the dark and are part jellyfish,” and made a passing reference to fluoride poisoning. He also took aim at his favorite targets—George Soros and the “fake news fiction writers” of the mainstream media. > [Alex Jones Rages About Yogurt and ‘Spider Goats’ In Press Conference](http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/28/alex-jones-rages-about-yogurt-and-spider-goats-in-press-conference.html)’ I assume the spider goats are the goats genetically manipulated to produce spider silk protein in their milk. Glow in the dark animals are also real, at least pigs, although I’ve never heard of them being sold. I expect he’s read about them and incorporated them into his performance art. ---
**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/66 "2017-05-01T17:46:25Z")
Today, Alex Jones is reporting that Trump has stopped Chemtrails. Lol I think Alex has been eating too much toothpaste! ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/67 "2017-05-01T18:30:37Z")
I am pleased that I had to look up Alex Jones to figure out who he was… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/68 "2017-05-02T01:30:34Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Eh, I can’t smile – I can’t be happy about this, exactly. I mean, it’s good to see someone like Jones get his just desserts. But how much must it suck to know your dad is crazier than a shithouse rat? The best part is that they’re away from his influence. > > (Although it’s always amusing to see the guy go apeshit) Yeah, it’s change the subject embarrassing. What we can do is offer free babysitting on weekends. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/69 "2017-05-02T01:36:13Z")
As in, “I know, your dad’s nuts. My dad was nuts. This is how I coped.” ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/70 "2017-05-02T04:49:03Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > I am pleased that I had to look up Alex Jones to figure out who he was… I’d hate to be some other man who just happens to be named Alex Jones, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485/71 "2017-05-06T00:03:51Z")
> [@CatandMouse](#): > > Today, Alex Jones is reporting that Trump has stopped Chemtrails. Lol I think Alex has been eating too much toothpaste! He lied. I looked up at the sky today and the chemtrails are still there. Oh well, when the death panel takes all my bullets and sends me to the FEMA camp to load me up with morgellons it won’t matter anymore 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alex-jones-loses-custody-battle-due-to-being-fucking-crazy/785485.md?page=3)