# Alfred E. Neuman arrested for burglary **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350 "2016-05-22T04:18:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/1 "2016-05-22T04:18:27Z")
OK, it’s not really _Mad Magazine’s_ mascot but there is a [resemblance.](https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5261/5636087775_40965d6cb0_b.jpg) [Burglar caught inside apartment, gets a beating from the victim.](http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/21/cops-indiana-man-charged-with-burglary-after-pummeling-from-victim.html) > [@](#): > > An Indiana burglary suspect got more than he bargained for when the alleged victim caught him and beat him up, Fox 59 reported Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/2 "2016-05-22T06:56:13Z")
I don’t really see the resemblance. Maybe in the ears, but that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/3 "2016-05-22T08:36:25Z")
He doesn’t look like [Ted Koppel](http://a4.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE1ODA0OTcxNjkxNjQwMzMz.jpg) either. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/4 "2016-05-22T08:37:53Z")
The ears and maybe he’s missing a tooth or three. Yeah, I see a resemblance. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/5 "2016-05-22T12:16:17Z")
Only the one ear looks Neumanesque. Perhaps the homeowner did a Fold-In on it? mmm ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/6 "2016-05-22T13:20:21Z")
#&@+\*!! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/7 "2016-05-22T17:13:17Z")
As he was being carted off to the pokey, did he at least say, “What, me worry?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Damfino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/8 "2016-05-22T21:27:30Z")
He seems to have the asymmetric eyes 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alfred-e-neuman-arrested-for-burglary/755350/9 "2016-05-22T22:59:26Z")
And all those drops of blood resemble the freckles.