# Alice Cooper And Golf?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alice-cooper-and-golf/545389>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 3, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alice-cooper-and-golf/545389 "2010-07-03T03:23:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alice-cooper-and-golf/545389/1 "2010-07-03T03:23:14Z")

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Yes Sir, I can respect that, and I also respect your precious feelings about your Sheryl.

I saw the “Rock Stars and Wives” special on **E!** today, and I fell in love with both of you all over again.

Nice to know you’re there normal for us, Mr. Cooper.

And yeah, I agree with what you said about the “character” and the “real guy”.

I will _always_ have a special place in my heart for the man and his _Nightmare_.

Because it has been my nightmare too.

Thanks

Quasi

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alice-cooper-and-golf/545389/2 "2010-07-03T04:21:13Z")

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My kids and their friends turned into Alice Cooper fans after listening to his night-time radio show.

And now I listen, too. And interspersed with the “beat up by rednecks in '73” and “in a hot tub in Bermuda with Eddie and Alex and David Lee…” stories will be a snippet about his golf game or something that happened at his Episcopal church last Sunday. And, having seen him eating dead babies at Summerfest, I have to pinch myself…
