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The big stupid bits in the first one include the XO sticking his fucking helmet directly in the path of an opening egg. There’s also the matter of the Captain and XO both being off-ship on the same mission. Then there’s the totally fucking off the Quarantine Protocols (I know, the Science Officer was in on that).
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As mentioned, these aren’t MIT educated NASA scientists. The Nostromo is essentially a tug boat in space (it was actually hauling the mine or factory or whatever it was). Watch Deadliest Catch sometime. Those guys do enough boneheaded stuff without accidently pulling in a crab that’s 8 feet tall that starts killing the entire crew.
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As for the Good Sequel, well, yes, that. I’d expect some sort of fixed crew on the Sulaco, with an actual O-5/O-6 type CO, and a separate Marine structure. A Navy ship really does work better with squids - one really needs a CO, an XO, a Chief Engineer and a Master of the Boat (Some sort of CPO or higher).
I also expected the marines to have a variety of munitions for their rifles, so that when they went into the fusion reactor cooling area, that they could switch away from the armor piercing stuff to something else, like percussion rounds, or Hell, Double-Aught shot shells.
Then there was the stupid idea of not sending enough marines, and then committing all of them in one mass in one excursion. Stupid, even for a brand new space platoon leader. And then we have the sergeant going along with it. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Send in a small, fast element. And if you must deny your people their munitions, at least scratch the mission and rapidly extract them.
Then there’s the matter of the drop ship’s flight crew not securing their ship - you don’t leave the drop ship unsecured in a suspect zone. At a minimum, leave the ship idling, ramp up, ready to react. Stupid. And, at least have the courtesy of granting your flight officers warrant rank or better.
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Well, yes. I will agree that is a bit odd to have a ship at least the size of an aircraft carrier holding only about a dozen or so soldiers, no crew and 2 dropships. According to Wikipedia, the ship is 100% automated (which makes sense). At most though it can only transport 90 soldiers (2000 frozen for 4 days) and 8 dropships. Maybe most of the ship is engine and storage and whatnot?
If I were to fanwank a guess, I would say that the Sulaco is more of a fast cargo ship with just enough life support for at most a company of soldiers. It’s designed to just get them to some hot spot and support them until a much larger force arrives in dedicated troop transport ships.
But why it wouldn’t have a small command & control crew or at least the android sitting up in space is beyond me. What would have happened if the entire crew gets killed? It just sits derilect in orbit until someone comes for it (although in Alien Resurection, the ship autopilots home to Earth if there’s trouble).
Basically you have to look past the fact that in the Alien movies, the ships are designed to be gargantuan, mostly dark, humid, and crewed with a minimal crew. You can come up with all kinds of reason why, but the real reason is because it’s creepier that way.