# ALIENS AMONG US!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 9, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-among-us/15693 "2000-04-09T02:57:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-among-us/15693/1 "2000-04-09T02:57:00Z")
(I got this online. Don’t even care if it’s true.) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, NM. An incident that is said to have been covered up by the military. Then on March 31, 1948, exactly thirty-eight weeks and one day later–or just about nine months–Albert Gore Jr. was born. That should clear up a whole lot of things. * * * Yes, I am an egomaniac; why do you ask? …You didn’t ask? Ah, but I knew you were dying to! …You weren’t? ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-among-us/15693/2 "2000-04-09T03:08:00Z")
Well, it all makes much more sense once you know the numerical significance of 38. Especially when combined with the number 1, it’s very spooky. Now if you’ll all excuse me I have to go put on my special hat, but one last word of warning-if you see any cats following you around, don’t hesitate to shoot them. A shotgun works best, but a 9mm will work as well, just make sure that both ears are separate from the head. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-among-us/15693/3 "2000-04-09T04:47:00Z")
38 weeks is a normal gestation for a human foetus. OK? ---
**Author:** ![Nanno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Nanno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanno)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-among-us/15693/4 "2000-04-09T05:02:00Z")
So where is Mork from again? yea its me the one liners * * * whatever for??