# Aliens mating with humans, proof! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184 "2008-09-11T23:39:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/1 "2008-09-11T23:39:29Z")
Fuck you, you stupid conspiracy theory nutbags. I was forwarded this by a coworker who just couldn’t wait to discuss it over lunch. Douche. Goddamnit people, smart up. Here is the gem: \*"Now you know! 1947 Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born: Albert A. Gore, Jr. Hillary Rodham John F.Kerry William J.Clinton Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi Dianne Feinstein Charles E.Schumer Barbara Boxer I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me."\* I know what you are thinking - it’s a joke. No, this asshole believes with every fiber of his being. Fuck! When I tried to tell him it is just random coincidence and there was probably a similar Republican list he replied - and I swear I am not making this up: “Boy, you’ve really drank the kool-aid” WHA… Me? Yes, that’s right it’s ME that’s dinking the kool-aid. Twat. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/2 "2008-09-11T23:44:49Z")
Oh shit. I think my mom’s an alien. Actually, this explains a great many things. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/3 "2008-09-11T23:50:33Z")
Let me be the first to welcome our new Democratic overlords. ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/4 "2008-09-11T23:54:37Z")
That’s stupid. Everyone knows the gestation period of alien/human hybrids is 14 months. ---
**Author:** ![mks57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@mks57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mks57)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/5 "2008-09-11T23:56:51Z")
I just checked a few of the names on the list, and their birth dates were not as claimed in the original message. Too bad, it would have made for some interesting conspiracy theories. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/6 "2008-09-11T23:57:00Z")
When I’d point and laugh at the [Weekly World News](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_weekly_news)in the grocery store as a young 'un, my Mom **Cheez\_Whia** would say: “And people who read this stuff are allowed to vote!” in tones of outrage. Just thought I’d share a happy Doper family memory. (Note, too that one of the covers on the Wiki article proclaims “Hillary Adopts Alien Baby”. Well duh - it takes a village to raise an alien baby, people.) ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/7 "2008-09-11T23:58:38Z")
> [@mks57](#): > > I just checked a few of the names on the list, and their birth dates were not as claimed in the original message. Too bad, it would have made for some interesting conspiracy theories. So what would the OP’s “friend” claim? That the official sources were lying about the “wrong” dates? If so, where on Earth (joke deliberate) did (s)he get the “right” dates from? ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2008, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/8 "2008-09-11T23:59:44Z")
…was even one of them born in April '48? Oh wait, I got it, their official birthdays are just fabrication, and thus, the fact that none of them where born on the claimed date proves the conspiracy. It’s so blatant, really! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/9 "2008-09-12T00:02:15Z")
What would happen if you pointed out that Gore was born in March of 1948, a month before his claimed aliens? I doubt any of them were born 9 months after April 1948, but I only looked up the first one… ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/10 "2008-09-12T00:03:12Z")
> [@mks57](#): > > I just checked a few of the names on the list, and their birth dates were not as claimed in the original message. Too bad, it would have made for some interesting conspiracy theories. Confirmation via Wikipedia: Albert A. Gore, Jr. - March 31, 1948 (well, this one is close) Hillary Rodham - October 26, 1947 John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943 William J.Clinton - August 19, 1946 Howard Dean - November 17, 1948 Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940 Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933 Charles E.Schumer - November 23, 1950 Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940 The only one who comes close to matching is Gore. So, dumb joke with a huuuuuuge stretch to get to the punchline. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/11 "2008-09-12T00:20:35Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Confirmation via Wikipedia: > Albert A. Gore, Jr. - March 31, 1948 (well, this one is close) > Hillary Rodham - October 26, 1947 > John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943 > William J.Clinton - August 19, 1946 > Howard Dean - November 17, 1948 > Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940 > Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933 > Charles E.Schumer - November 23, 1950 > Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940 > > The only one who comes close to matching is Gore. So, dumb joke with a huuuuuuge stretch to get to the punchline. As everyone knows, the gestation period for an alien-human hybrid ranges between eight months and negative fourteen years, so clearly the author of that email is onto something. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/12 "2008-09-12T00:26:12Z")
Trolling Wikipedia’s ‘this day in history’ pages, other than Gore, the only American politician of any real note likely conceived within a reasonable period around July 8 1947 is Gary Condit (b April 21, 1948). He was even born in Oklahoma, which is closer to New Mexico than say, Washington, DC (Gore), or Hope, Arkansas (Clinton). (Kerry, in Colorado was the only other one I bothered looking up anywhere near New Mexico.) It’s ALMOST too bad…would have been a funny joke. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/13 "2008-09-12T00:35:37Z")
[QUOTE=Ferret Herder] The only one who comes close to matching is Gore. [/QUOTE] What more evidence do you need? Though I’m intrigued by the theory, as it could potentially explain the extent of support for Ron Paul’s presidential candidacy. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/14 "2008-09-12T01:21:29Z")
I was wondering if Larry Craig would fit in, but he was born in 1945. But, he might have been in that restroom for an ALIEN rendezvous and rectal probe. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/15 "2008-09-12T01:25:32Z")
> [@warmgun](#): > > **Aliens mating with humans, proof!** By all means. Grab your ankles, Earthling. ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/16 "2008-09-12T01:30:02Z")
> [@Ferret\_Herder](#): > > Confirmation via Wikipedia: > Albert A. Gore, Jr. - March 31, 1948 (well, this one is close) > Hillary Rodham - October 26, 1947 > John F. Kerry - December 11, 1943 > William J.Clinton - August 19, 1946 > Howard Dean - November 17, 1948 > Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940 > Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933 > Charles E.Schumer - November 23, 1950 > Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940 > > The only one who comes close to matching is Gore. So, dumb joke with a huuuuuuge stretch to get to the punchline. Is it wrong to be twirling my (nonexistent mustache) in anticipation of sharing this with my co-worker? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/17 "2008-09-12T01:50:26Z")
Wouldn’t aliens capable of interstellar flight be _smarter_ than us humans, so the people on the list would be theoretically smarter, too? I’m not reading too much into this, am I? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/18 "2008-09-12T02:01:00Z")
Remember when the Weekly World News ran an article “exposing” several U.S. Senators as aliens (a fair mix of Dem & Rep) and several of them responded by admitting to it & expressing surprise that nobody figured it out sooner. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_from\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Man\_from\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_from_Mars)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/19 "2008-09-12T02:02:54Z")
> [@warmgun](#): > > Is it wrong to be twirling my (nonexistent mustache) in anticipation of sharing this with my co-worker? Feigning nervousness, ask him if he got a visit from a couple of “men in black” last night, too. Then angrily tell him that you don’t know a damned thing about any list of people and to leave you the hell alone about it. All the while you should constantly look over your shoulder anxiously. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/20 "2008-09-12T02:19:08Z")
> [@Tony](#): > > Feigning nervousness, ask him if he got a visit from a couple of “men in black” last night, too. Then angrily tell him that you don’t know a damned thing about any list of people and to leave you the hell alone about it. All the while you should constantly look over your shoulder anxiously. You’re mean. I like you. 😃 So, by this stunning logic, Rick James, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Alice Cooper, Teller (of Penn and Teller), Bernadette Peters, William Gibson, Bobby Orr, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kathy Bates, Raffi, Richard Simmons, Jean Reno, Lewis Black, John Ritter, Olivia Newton-John, Robert Jordan, Ozzy Osbourne, and Samuel L. Jackson are all aliens? Oh my _God_. :dubious: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184.md?page=2)