# Aliens mating with humans, proof! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 11, 2008, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184 "2008-09-11T23:39:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/21 "2008-09-12T02:41:31Z")
Ozzy might be an alien. He wrote the song “Mr. Crowley” and Crowley was the Beast of Revelation! Crowley died the same year the aliens landed. I’m sure there’s a connection but I have to talk to these guys in black suits who are pounding on the door before I investig— ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/22 "2008-09-12T02:49:52Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > Remember when the Weekly World News ran an article “exposing” several U.S. Senators as aliens (a fair mix of Dem & Rep) and several of them responded by admitting to it & expressing surprise that nobody figured it out sooner. _snerk_ No, but that sounds hysterical. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/23 "2008-09-12T03:15:37Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > So, by this stunning logic, Rick James, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Alice Cooper, Teller (of Penn and Teller), Bernadette Peters, William Gibson, Bobby Orr, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kathy Bates, Raffi, Richard Simmons, Jean Reno, Lewis Black, John Ritter, Olivia Newton-John, Robert Jordan, Ozzy Osbourne, and Samuel L. Jackson are all aliens? You **just now** figured that out??? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/24 "2008-09-12T03:27:48Z")
> [@warmgun](#): > > “Boy, you’ve really drank the kool-aid” If I had a nickel for everytime some tinhat douchebag said that to me . . . Here’s another turd they love to polish up and throw at you: “I bet you believe Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK, too, dontcha?” ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/25 "2008-09-12T03:35:39Z")
I really miss the BatBoy stories… ☹ -XT ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/26 "2008-09-12T13:59:20Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > You’re mean. I like you. 😃 > > So, by this stunning logic, Rick James, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Alice Cooper, Teller (of Penn and Teller), Bernadette Peters, William Gibson, Bobby Orr, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kathy Bates, Raffi, Richard Simmons, Jean Reno, Lewis Black, John Ritter, Olivia Newton-John, Robert Jordan, Ozzy Osbourne, and **Samuel L. Jackson** are all aliens? > > Oh my _God_. :dubious: I’ve had it with these motherfucking aliens on this motherfucking plane. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2008, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184/27 "2008-09-12T14:20:18Z")
> [@warmgun](#): > > Now you know! And knowing’s half the battle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aliens-mating-with-humans-proof/463184.md?page=1)