# Alittle help needed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121 "2000-09-22T09:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/1 "2000-09-22T09:07:03Z")
I was talking to PurpleBear earlier and she was a little upset. Seems she now has over 1600 postes and forgot to have a party to mark the event. She asked me to host a party for her, but I declined because I am not able to be here much and felt that the host should be at the party. Now that she is in bed, I can set up the party, but need her friends to come over for the surprise, and somebody to co host the party for me. I have the usual party (well for this crowd anyway) favors here. The hot tub is ready, cinnamon oil, naked twister game is set up and ready. Oh, almost forgot the fully stocked bar is in the conner, so if you have time come on over and when she wakes up the party can begin or if you want we can start now and she’ll just have to catch up. Better yet I can let you in and we can sneek it to the bedroom and really give her a surprise when she opens her eyes to find all of us standing there(by the way she told me that she still dosen’t wear much to bed!). ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/2 "2000-09-22T09:25:04Z")
**Hooo-Haaaa!** Waves in Mr. Bear’s direction, pulls a bottle labeled “ **Hooch – Best if served before 5:00 a.m.** ” out of nowhere and brays “ **Where’s the punchbowl?** ” Happy 1600 PB! ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/3 "2000-09-22T09:43:54Z")
congrats Purp! _taps a keg_ I’ll pump! ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/4 "2000-09-22T09:51:06Z")
Hi Purplebear! Happy 1600! ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/5 "2000-09-22T10:15:45Z")
Happy 1600 PB! Great party, where’s the guest of honour? Oh, punch… * * * never let it be said that I’m easily distracted…punch is anything but easy… ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/6 "2000-09-22T11:01:35Z")
------& -----😃 —////\\ Spider Woman and lots of little spiders rush over from that other fun thread. Will there be cake? We have thousands of candles! Congratulations to one of our favorite mammals! ------0 ----"""" ------0 ----"""" ------0 ----"""" ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/7 "2000-09-22T12:16:31Z")
What? A candle per post? I’ll bring the extinguisher! Remember, it’s not a party unless we’re all slippery with CO2! ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/8 "2000-09-22T13:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*What? A candle per post? I’ll bring the extinguisher! > > Remember, it’s not a party unless we’re all slippery with CO2! > > \*\* I think I’m gonna need a **BIGGER** cake!!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/9 "2000-09-22T13:45:06Z")
Happy 1600 **purplebear**!! Brought my favourite party treat - a make-your-own sundae bar, with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries. Okay, who can tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/10 "2000-09-22T16:10:33Z")
1600 posts ? I’m impressed Purplebear ! Congrats. KinKatt, pass the chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Now, where are all the nekkid mens ? Good job MrBear ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/11 "2000-09-22T16:20:37Z")
Zette stands around with a lampshade on her head… Congrats, Purp!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 Party On! ---
**Author:** ![SSgtBaloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/12 "2000-09-22T16:22:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > **Now, where are all the nekkid mens ?** _Hey!_ Don’t I count? I said I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a lei. I didn’t say I was wearing anything else, now did I? ~~Baloo ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/13 "2000-09-22T16:26:01Z")
::_In walks Rachelle with three tall, dark, handsome hunks who are going to be giving PurpleBear a lap dance if she ever makes it to the party_:: Where are you Purp? Your missing all the fun! Baloo, my love, would you get me a glass of punch please. Thank you so much. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/14 "2000-09-22T16:36:07Z")
> [@](#): > > Okay, who can tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue? I can actually do this. It never really impressed anyone other than other guys, tho. Still, if thats a turn on for you, c’mon over to the bar and I’ll show you. Oh, and congrats PB! Hope the next 1600 are as good as the first. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/15 "2000-09-22T17:31:13Z")
_Only 1600??_ What have you been doing with your time?? What? Well, yes, I _did_ just recently get there myself. Why? Happy 1600, purplebear! I have enjoyed them all. Well, the ones I’ve seen, anyway! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/16 "2000-09-22T18:04:26Z")
I’m here! I’m here!! Sorry to be late. Just got done saving the world from dastardly demons. Well, ok, not, but my kitties are happy I saved them from the nasty wasps flying around their food dish. So, \ where’s the hot tub? And, will someone hand me a drink? I can see I have catching up to do. Thanks, honeybun! I’m so proud of you for starting your very first Thread!!!😃 **Smooooch!** Hi, Baloo, nice shirt! Is that lei for me? Oooh, you’re a sweetie! Thanks, Spidey, and your little spiderettes too. Rachelle, why…I’m almost speechless! C’mere, you gorgeous hunks.😉 What a wonderful gift, from a real sweet person. KimKatt, I can, just ask Mr Bear. 😉 😛 And, weirddave, can I watch you do it? Any man who can do that must be really _talented_! evilbeth, congrats to you too! Come on and celebrate with us! 😃 You’re one of my favorite posters. Thanks to everyone else who’s been kind enough to come. Come on, I’m here, so let’s party!!! Love the ‘hat’ Ayesha! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/17 "2000-09-22T18:08:38Z")
Oops! I meant to say Zette. That’s what I get for getting so excited and not double checking myself! Well, hi, Ayesha, and great hat too Zette. _Blush_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/18 "2000-09-22T18:16:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by KimKatt \* > \*\*Happy 1600 **purplebear**!! > > Brought my favourite party treat - a make-your-own sundae bar, with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries. > > Okay, who can tie a knot in a cherry stem with their tongue? \*\* I couldn’t help but notice that you did not list dishes as one of the items on the bar. So does that mean that we can use the dish of our choice to make and EAT our sundays??? Oh PB don’t enjoy the lap dances too much 😃 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/19 "2000-09-22T18:37:28Z")
Now, honey…let’s not give away _all_ our secrets, ok? Yes, you can of course use your _usual_ ‘dish’ for your sundae. Just as soon as I get done with these lap dances. And, don’t worry, dear. I promise not to enjoy them _too_ much. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/20 "2000-09-22T18:39:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*Now, where are all the nekkid mens ? > \*\* Well you’d have one here, if someone can help me with the zipper on this flight suit! Btw, congrats to my favourite cuddle pup! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121.md?page=2)