# Alittle help needed **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 22, 2000, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121 "2000-09-22T09:07:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/41 "2000-09-25T20:19:41Z")
_BLUSH_ Why, thank you, dearest! What a sweet thing to say about me. 😃 Erm…it _was_ about me, **right**? 😛 Well, seems my being so busy with eldest off-spring this weekend put everyone to sleep! Now, I’m back, in full swing, and let’s get this party going!! \ Maybe he’ll even be inclined to rub it on too! 😉 Fresh munchies on that table, and a new keg of the best beer for those so inclined. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/42 "2000-09-25T20:52:43Z")
Sure thing, Purp! Let me finished this spiced rum, and I’ll be happy to rub it in! ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/43 "2000-09-25T20:53:29Z")
Just ran back all the way from the Outer Banks!!! I’m here MB. Now hand me a drink and lets keep this party going. Congrats my dear friend!!! A big hug to you and if you don’t mind, lots of hugs for Mr. Bear. Well, he said he’s been lonely. 😉 Stay around for many more. You have become a dear and wonderful friend… ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/44 "2000-09-25T22:44:30Z")
Wonderful, VB. I’ll just finish my spiced rum as well, and continue to blush at the sweet things our dear friend GBS is saying about me. I’ll be waiting right here for you. 🙂 Of course, you may hug Mr Bear as much as you want to, GBS. He rather likes them. 😉 And, he has been lonely too. After all, he doesn’t have our kitties and puppy for company, nor our kidlings. 😛 Now, what would you like to drink? And, VB, do you need a refill yet, or have you imbibed sufficient to continue with the oil and games? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/45 "2000-09-25T22:53:57Z")
Oh, I think this glass will do for awhile; afterall, I wouldn’t want to be so snockered that I forgot what I was rubbing! ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/46 "2000-09-25T23:34:03Z")
Oh! Well, now, we wouldn’t want you to forget what you were rubbing, would we?! I know I sure wouldn’t! 😉 Oh, my yesssss…right there, that’s the spot. Oh, and a little more to the left. Yesss… _Blissful sigh_ Where are the rest of the party animals? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/47 "2000-09-26T01:46:09Z")
Well, you’re hogging all the attention, hon! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/48 "2000-09-26T03:15:23Z")
Sorry I’m late PB. My, it just sems yesterday that we threw the surprise party for your 1000th… Warmest congrats to the sweetest poster on the board. Hugs as always. Oh wow - so many of my favourites here… _sigh_ It can be a tough life… ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/49 "2000-09-26T07:47:35Z")
Congrats **purplebear** , may you have 1600 more before too long. Now pass me the strongest thing you have, I feel like getting wasted! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/50 "2000-09-26T07:52:34Z")
Only 1612 posts now? Dang, purplebear, what are you doing with your time? 😉 Are we still playing oil, nekkid Twister? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/51 "2000-09-26T15:45:06Z")
Falcon, honey. What can I say? 😉 I don’t _mean_ to, it just seems to happen somehow. dpr, my buddy! Hi! Glad you could make it! Many hugs back atcha. And, just 'cuz: **smoooch!** I know, pf, dear. Understand completely, with all that’s going on in your life right now. Here, have a Texas Iced Tea. That’ll put some hair on your chest! 😛 Evilbeth, well, you see, it’s like this… Awww, heck. I have no life, who’m I kidding? 🙂 Sure, let the nekkid twister game continue! Let’s see, everyone has their right hand on red, and left foot on blue. Now who can we get to spin the spinner and tell us what next? I’ll be joining in as soon as VB gets done rubbing oil on my er…exposed ‘parts’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/52 "2000-09-26T23:48:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > **I know, pf, dear. Understand completely, with all that’s going on in your life right now. Here, have a Texas Iced Tea. That’ll put some hair on your chest! 😛** Good, I need some more hair on my chest!!! > [@](#): > > \*\*Sure, let the nekkid twister game continue! Let’s see, everyone has their right hand on red, and left foot on blue. Now who can we get to spin the spinner and tell us what next? I’ll be joining in as soon as VB gets done rubbing oil on my er…exposed ‘parts’. 😉 \*\* Exposed parts \!!! Can I see!!! 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121/53 "2000-09-27T01:21:01Z")
Why, pipefitter, dear. Of _course_ you can! Just as soon as you \. 😛 Mean, aren’t I? Bet you’re all wondering what I said to him? Too bad! I never kiss and tell. 😉 Err…tell and…err…never mind. That won’t sound right. :eek: So, where’s Daniel? He always shows up at my parties! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/alittle-help-needed/34121.md?page=2)