# All About Eve **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480 "2000-09-25T17:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/21 "2000-09-28T02:30:33Z")
Hey, Eve, good to hear from you! I know I never got the chance to talk to you too much, except for the whole “date” fiasco, but it’s definitely apparent that you have a HUGE impact on you. Oh, and if you need a driver to your next interview…\ Also, if you’re so inclined, I can see to it that this Virginia lady has an unfortunate limo-related “accident.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/22 "2000-09-28T02:35:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > **it’s definitely apparent that you have a HUGE impact on you** [pondering] “Typo, or rather deft insult?” {/pondering] ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/23 "2000-09-28T02:40:44Z")
AWwwwwwwwwww…poop. I hope Eve didn’t see that and take it the wrong way. \ It’s definitely apparent that you have a HUGE impact on THIS BOARD. There, that should work. Uke, thank you very kindly, though I’m beginning to think that you’re following me…first this, then the Zenster thread? Creepy. (Man, I had “huge” capitalized and everything) I’m sorry Eve! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/24 "2000-09-28T09:36:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Nemo, I thank you, my sig thanks you, the writers of Blackadder thank you. That darn Ben Elton. Has he been stealing my jokes again? ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/25 "2000-09-28T13:20:33Z")
I do indeed have a huge impact on me. I’m even my favorite writer. As for Movieline, all magazines have backstabbing political feuds; just like all offices everywhere. I usually try to stay under the radar, but in this case my NAME was attached to the crap they were printing, so I had to give them what-for. Now I just have to figure out how to balance my checkbook on the head of a pin without my usual Movieline money dribbling in each month. Oh, Jester, the date wasn’t a fiasco, APB9999 and I have since become, umm, Good Friends and Dancing Partners. He has even cleared away all his Jodie Foster photos to make a shrine for me in the attic. I’m so glad “all you wonderful people out there in the dark” are happy to see me. It’s not a comeback, I hate that word! It’s return—a return to the millions of fans who have never forgiven me for deserting the Board! —Norma ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/26 "2000-09-28T14:05:12Z")
Yeah, yeah, now get back to work already. Some newbie over in GQ wants to know whether Richard Barthelmess and Gladys Hulette ever “did it” while they were off-set on _Tol’able David._ Your expertise is required. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/27 "2000-09-28T14:05:18Z")
Let’s not get a big head about it or anything, now. Is this a good time to announce the “Write Eve’s New Profile Biography” contest? What, may I ask, are you providing as the grand prize? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/28 "2000-09-28T17:12:57Z")
> [@](#): > > He has even cleared away all his Jodie Foster photos to make a shrine for me in the attic. Joe Lieberman better start worrying. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/29 "2000-09-28T17:25:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*—Norma \*\* Okay, I’m confused. Is “Eve Golden” your _nomme de plume_ and your real name is “Norma Something” or have you been possessed by Norma Desmond? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/30 "2000-09-28T17:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > I’m so glad “all you wonderful people out there in the dark” are happy to see me. It’s not a comeback, I hate that word! It’s return—a return to the millions of fans who have never forgiven me for deserting the Board! > > —Norma I remember you. You used to be big. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/31 "2000-09-28T17:56:44Z")
“I AM big—it’s the message board that got small.” ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/32 "2000-09-28T18:55:53Z")
Old English saying: You can take the girl out of MovieLine but ya can’t take the line outa the movie gal! I might regret that but it does read ok after the first half bottle… Good to see you around. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480/33 "2000-09-28T19:39:06Z")
> [@](#): > > You can take the girl out of MovieLine but ya can’t take the line outa the movie gal! Uh, right. _(Now where’d I put my babblefish?)_ Eve, I’m sure you’re ready for your closeup, but don’t feel you have to break into song from the musical _Sunset Boulevard_ – the music sucked. I’d rather think of you as Carol Burnett’s Norma Desmond Andrew Lloyd Webber’s. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-eve/34480.md?page=1)