# "All About Me" SDMB Style. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 5, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039 "2001-12-05T15:26:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/1 "2001-12-05T15:26:22Z")
I got this in an email this morning and I know you’ve probably seen it, but I thought it would be fun to do here: (I’ve changed it a bit to have it work on the boards.) ## Copy the previous message and paste it onto a new post. Change all of the answers so that they apply to you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known facts about your fellow Dopers. **LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** With my wife and 2 kids (I have also arranged to live at least until my death.) **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** “How to Dispose Of a Body and Not Get Caught” and “Splinter of the Minds Eye” **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** My mouse. **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** Monopoly **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** The one with .22 rounds **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** Clean mountain air. **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** “Oh God Kwyj! Oh Yes!!! YES!” **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** Letting one of my kids down. **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** “Do I really want to go to that job today?” followed by: “I wonder if I should wake her first?”😃 **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Exciting. **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** One. (Why wait longer?) **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** NA [French knight] I’ve, ah…already got one, you see?[/French knight] **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** Good family and friends. Good times and good drink **FAVOURITE FOODS?** Anything that disgusts **Trinity** IE: Black Pudding, Haggis, squid… **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** What part is it spread over? **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** Not really. Not unless that car is sporty. **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** Does my space hogging cat count? **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** There was a time, when I was a kid. I was playing in the sandbox making a sandcastle. A kid came by and told me. “You know, the structural integrity of a square block is far superior than those round ones you are using.” I ignored him and went back to picking my nose. BUT HE WAS RIGHT DAMN IT! MY CASTLE FELL DOWN!!! GOD I WISH I COULD GO BACK! **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** Ford Tempo. ::Shudder:: **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** That wacko that lived down the street from me when I was a kid. He always made the coolest “Whoop Whoop” sounds in the middle of the night. **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** Imported Beer. **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Virgo (Born exactly 10 days before **jarbabyj** ) **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** Nope. I smoke them. (Oops…wrong stems) Yes…yes I do. **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** A highly paid hammock tester in Mexico. **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** Brown. That way no one would notice. **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Yep, and I’ve made it a few times. **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** [li]Crap(Didn’t see it but Julia Roberts was in it, so it’s gotta be crap),[/li][li]Crap(Again, didn’t see it, but come on. A guy sticks his dick into an apple pie! Is that what passes for entertainment now-a-days?[/li]And [li]“He was dead the whole time!!! Cool!!!”[/li] **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** Righty (But it sometimes just hangs straight down.) **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** The floor **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 3 **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Girly sports. Like mud wrestling, or Foxy Boxing. **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** Well, seeing as I am the first one… **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** **SPOOFE** (He’s great with the one liners.) ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/2 "2001-12-05T15:59:00Z")
**LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** Alone, baby. **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** “Return of the King,” and “Catch 22.” **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** Cat and Calendar **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** Trivial Pursuit **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** Don’t have one **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** Rose Gardens **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** Bubbling creeks **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** Guilt **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** “Just 5 more minutes, and then I’ll get up.” **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Vomit-inducing? I’ve never been on one, but knowing me… **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** Least amount possible **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** Sebastian, and/or Eleanor (but this changes quite regularly and I have tons and tons of “favorite names.”) **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** Good family and friends. Good times and good drinks. I’m leaving that one there, because I agree. **FAVOURITE FOODS?** Mexican, Indian. **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** Vanilla all the way. **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** N/A **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** On occasion, when I’m bummed, my rabbit Beatrice keeps me company. **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** If I could, I’d go back to my first year of college and stayed in the science branch. **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** N/A **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** Ugh. I never know how to answer this question. **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** Vodka and Grapefruit **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Pisces. **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** Only a little bit - chop most of them off before cooking. **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** That’s one of the things I’m trying to figure out. **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** Run Lola Run red. **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Yes yes yes. **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** American Pie. That movie keeps getting funnier and funnier. **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** Righty. **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** Storage bins. Shoes. Dust bunnies. **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 7 **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Soccer **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** Wow, Kwyjibo, nice OP! **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** Whoever has the funniest answers… ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/3 "2001-12-05T16:20:28Z")
LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Living in sin with almost Mr. Athena, Gromit the Dog, and Theodore Rex the Cat WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Mary, Queen of Scots WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No mousepad - cool MS no-mousepad mouse. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Cranium, but only because I just bought it and haven’t played yet. Anticipation is everything. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? Cook’s Illustrated FAVOURITE SMELLS? nekkid Mr. Athena FAVOURITE SOUNDS? That POP from the bottle of champagne being opened WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Fear WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Is it the weekend? No? I gotta go to work agggaaaain?!? ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING? Exciting HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 4, because that’s when the answering machine picks up. I rarely actually answer the phone. FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME? Rebecca Florence WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Sheesh! I can’t improve on this one! Good family and friends. Good times and good drinks. FAVOURITE FOODS? Good cheese and good drinkies CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Do I have to choose? DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? You betcha! DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nope, I have Mr. Athena, the dog, and the cat. Don’t need any more animals in da bed IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE: Back in 1983, I’d stay in California with my sister instead of going home with my parents. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Ford Maverick, shit brown COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE. Mr. Athena’s Dad, who died before I met him. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Champagne WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Capricorn DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yuk. I hate broccoli, so no. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Either the person who buys books for the library, or a computer game designer. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR? Blond. But I’ve done that before. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? You bet! NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE? Sixth Sense. ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY?? Righty. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? Gromit da Dog WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 3 FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Um, do pornos count? I’m not much of a sports watcher SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU. Can I buy you a vowel? PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST? Everyone! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/4 "2001-12-05T16:31:39Z")
**LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** With my roommate when he’s there. Otherwise, alone in my room at college. **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** I’m a college student. Pick three junior-level English texts:-) **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** some designs **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** the SDMB. Erm, wait, no … **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** SI, possible **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** Slightly sweaty people. **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** none come to mind atm. **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** I don’t know, but I hope I’ve experienced it. **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** Fuck, I don’t want to wake up. Alternately, when I wake up in the afternoon, “FUck, I overslept again” **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Depends. **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** Two, maybe more if it takes that long to get to the phone. **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** Not Counting My Chickens Before They Hatch **ha** **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** Not fucking up too much. **FAVOURITE FOODS?** At this point? sandwiches and ramen. **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** neither. **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** Sorta. **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** Sometimes. **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** I would have done my work when I was younger. Then I wouldn’t be stuck at Degree Factory University. **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** I’ll let you know when I get one. **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** I’ve already met at least one person in each category. **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** Mike’s Hard Lemonade;) **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Virgo **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** Yes. **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** Gametester. **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** I can, and I don’t. **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Yes. **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** [li]Didn’t see it[/li][li]Didn’t see it.[/li]And [li]Didn’t care enough to pay attention.[/li] **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** I use both hands … **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** Buncha crap. **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 3269835609368 Okay, you caught me. I don’t have one. **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Baseball, I think. Maybe football. Soccer? **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** Athena is the last person to post before me, I think. She’s on my list of “Oh, s/he posted? I must read!” FWTW. **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** I do not know. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/5 "2001-12-05T16:40:04Z")
\*\ ***LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** I stay with my aunt ever since Demon Woman kicked me out **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** “The Best of The Straight Dope,” “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into History” **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** I have one of those nifty laser-light mouses (mice?) so I don’t need a mouse pad **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** Monopoly **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** Maxim, FHM - something about seeing famous girls in their underwear… **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** banana bread when it first comes out of the oven **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** Any music coming out of my computer that I have downloaded **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** Guilt, heart-break, foot-in-mouth syndrome **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** “Oh great, I’m awake. Now what?!?” **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Fun as hell **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** At least one so the CallerID can pick it up. Damn bill-collectors not gonna talk to me! **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** I like the name Dominic for a boy and Chastity for a girl, but I doubt I’ll find a woman agreeable enough to let us name our kids that… **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** Love of self, love of family, love of others. P.L.U.R. - peace, love, unity, respect **FAVOURITE FOODS?** Italian, Mexiacn, Chinese … anything edible. **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** Depends, but usually chocolate. **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** Sometimes I find myself doing it on accident, so I guess the answer would be yes. **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** Nope. Just me, my blankets, and three pillows. (and any lady lucky enough to spend the night with me - oh hell, who am I kidding?) **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** I would do better in school so that I could actually be almost finished with my college education, rather than about to start it. **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** 1986 Mercury Topaz. Brakes died on me while driving through the campus of Western Michigan University. Nothing like a bunch of angry Broncos to make you ditch your car. **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** I had a pen pal in New Zealand who I always wanted to meet, but she doesn’t count … I’d go witheither Jimi Hendrix or Janis Joplin **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** I don’t usually drink, but if I do it’s usually beer (Corona, Honey Brown, Killina’s, Labatt’s, Rolling Rock) or Sex on the Beach **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Taurus - stubborn and full of bull **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** yes **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** I’d be the guy who prunes the money tree. Either that, or the world’s best-paid La-Z-Boy tester **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** I’ve already dies it the colors I’ve wanted it to be **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Unfortunately… **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** Never seen Notting Hill, but I liked the other two. **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** Righty. **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** I’ve never looked under my bed, so I couldn’t tell you. Kind of afraid, actually **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 420 (teeheehee) **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Since wrestling isn’t a “real” sport, I’ll say either football or baseball **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** Puhna is a really good guy who has helped me through a lot of shit lately. Thanks, bud! **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** My buddy Angel of the Lord, or mark me down in the “whoever has the best answers” category\*\* [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/6 "2001-12-05T16:40:12Z")
**LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** 1 man, 1 cat, too small apartment **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** The first one of those Fellowship of the Ring books (yes, I’m on the bandwagon, but I tell you, every time I pick it up, the Hobbits eat something really tasty-sounding, so I have to go make a snack, and then have a little nap. It’s slow-going. I think I’m on page 41, and it’s been two weeks.) The Name of the Rose, by Umberto Eco (a reread) Trent’s Last Case, by E.C. Bentley Making the Most of College, by Richard J. Light **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** An illustration from _Betsy-Tacy_ **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** Clue **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** Games **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** Vanilla, preferably in the form of cookies **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** The silence when there is no alarm clock on Saturday morning. **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** Regret **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** “Yes, I will feed you, stop biting my feet, you feline ingrate! Why can’t you be like the cute cats on commercials?” **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Exciting. **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** ASAP **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** Any kid will be named, at least in part, after my Dad (John) **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** Being kind, helping others, to always have a goal, to savour things. **FAVOURITE FOODS?** Peanut butter, chocolate **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** Yes, please. **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** Yes, but I don’t. **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** Yes, Big Ted the Panda. **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** It’s too hard to pick something that wouldn’t then impact other things that happened to me … I would say my choice of college, but then I wouldn’t have the friends I made. So, no, I wouldn’t change, because I wouldn’t want to risk the good fortune that might have some as the result of bad decisions. **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** Buick Skylark! I loved that Buick! **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** Nancy Mitford **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** Jack Daniels **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Leo **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** Only because I feel I have to. **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** The person who makes models of Indian villages for museums. **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** Brown (and I do) **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Oh sure. Probably too many times. **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** Sixth Sense **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** Righty, this goes along with always being right. 😉 **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** A futon for the use of overnight guests. **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 6 **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Hockey on TV, football in person **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** Ever since I saw a post by iampunha, I will chase the cat around the house, screaming “iampunha!”. Thanks for all the hours of fun! **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** I live in hope, every day, of reading a response from Cecil Adams. ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/7 "2001-12-05T16:43:10Z")
LIVING ARRANGEMENT? Married to my wonderful high school sweetheart, living in an apartment. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? “The TommyKnockers,” and “SAS PROG III.” WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The Washington Capitals Official Mousepad baby! FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Anything that involves nudity. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? Playboy… but not just for the pictures… FAVOURITE SMELLS? Fresh Chocolate Chip Muffins. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? The sound an ATM machine makes… WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Regret. I try to avoid that one like the plague. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Is it wonderful, magical Friday yet? ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING? Exciting! HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? If I’m expecting a call, only 1. FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME? Hmmm, it changes, but SON: Frederick Von Picklesburg DAUGHTER: Isabella Von Karpetmunche WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Good family and friends. Good times and good drinks. I’m leaving that one there, because I agree. I second that and add: Truly enjoying your own life. Being happy with who you are. FAVOURITE FOODS? ICE CREAM X100! It kicks serious ass man! CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Depends on what else is mixed in, but on a even playing field I’d choose Chocolate. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Sure. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Not anymore. IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE: I think I would redo my high school career and seriously commit myself to avoiding the mess that was my early years. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? VW Jetta COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE. Myself dead. I’d like to see 1. How old I am. 2. What kind of condition I’m in. 3. If my family stuck to my burial conditions. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I gave up alcohol about 4 1/2 years ago, but back then it was St. Paulie Girl beer. Now I drink Non Alcoholic St. Paulie and Kalibre. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Leo DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I hate broccoli! But if forced to eat it I just close my eyes and swallow. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Professional writer I suppose. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR? Neon Blue. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I still am. NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE? American Pie, but it was a tough choice. I loved all three movies. ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY?? Righty. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? Bodies… WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 13 FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Ice Hockey SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU. Athena, you have such beautiful eyes, to bad we are both committed to someone else or I’d … PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST? Yeah, I’d have to also vote for SPOOFE ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/8 "2001-12-05T16:43:40Z")
**LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** I stay with my aunt ever since Demon Woman kicked me out **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** “The Best of The Straight Dope,” “Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader Plunges into History” **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** I have one of those nifty laser-light mouses (mice?) so I don’t need a mouse pad **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** Monopoly **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** Maxim, FHM - something about seeing famous girls in their underwear… **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** banana bread when it first comes out of the oven **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** Any music coming out of my computer that I have downloaded **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** Guilt, heart-break, foot-in-mouth syndrome **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** “Oh great, I’m awake. Now what?!?” **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Fun as hell **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** At least one so the CallerID can pick it up. Damn bill-collectors not gonna talk to me! **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** I like the name Dominic for a boy and Chastity for a girl, but I doubt I’ll find a woman agreeable enough to let us name our kids that… **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** Love of self, love of family, love of others. P.L.U.R. - peace, love, unity, respect **FAVOURITE FOODS?** Italian, Mexican, Chinese … anything edible. **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** Depends, but usually chocolate. **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** Sometimes I find myself doing it on accident, so I guess the answer would be yes. **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** Nope. Just me, my blankets, and three pillows. (and any lady lucky enough to spend the night with me - oh hell, who am I kidding?) **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** I would do better in school so that I could actually be almost finished with my college education, rather than about to start it. **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** 1986 Mercury Topaz. Brakes died on me while driving through the campus of Western Michigan University. Nothing like a bunch of angry Broncos to make you ditch your car. **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** I had a pen pal in New Zealand who I always wanted to meet, but she doesn’t count … I’d go witheither Jimi Hendrix or Janis Joplin **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** I don’t usually drink, but if I do it’s usually beer (Corona, Honey Brown, Killina’s, Labatt’s, Rolling Rock) or Sex on the Beach **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Taurus - stubborn and full of bull **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** yes **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** I’d be the guy who prunes the money tree. Either that, or the world’s best-paid La-Z-Boy tester **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** I’ve already dies it the colors I’ve wanted it to be **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Unfortunately… **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** Never seen Notting Hill, but I liked the other two. **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** Righty. **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** I’ve never looked under my bed, so I couldn’t tell you. Kind of afraid, actually **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 420 (teeheehee) **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Since wrestling isn’t a “real” sport, I’ll say either football or baseball **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** Puhna is a really good guy who has helped me through a lot of shit lately. Thanks, bud! (while I was previewing, delphica snuck in there. I don’t really know much about her, so I’ll say, um, nice post!) **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** My buddy Angel of the Lord, or mark me down in the “whoever has the best answers” category\*\* [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/9 "2001-12-05T16:45:04Z")
LIVING ARRANGEMENT? indoors. Well, mostly. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? _Birdsong_ by sebastian faulks WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I don’t have one at the moment FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? (drunken) twister [does that count as a board game?] FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? don’t have one really. FAVOURITE SMELLS? baking. mmmm…cake. FAVOURITE SOUNDS? maniacal laughter. (bwahaha! BWAHAHAAAAA! etc) WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? that sinking feeling when… WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Fooooooooooooood. ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING? exciting. Kind of a crap question, I thought. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Another one. this is going downhill. Errr… few as possible, I don’t know. FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME? I doubt I’ll have any choice in the matter. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Happiness, good food (an essential part of happiness, in my opinion) FAVOURITE FOODS? Ooh. This is my kind of question, err chips! As for types of food, probably chinese, or italian. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? vanilla. I don’t like chocolate flavoured stuff. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? no. unless there’s food at the other end. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? no IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE: Starting this questionaire thingy. Damn I’m hungry. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? VW polo. (still got it) COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE. Kwyjibo, but only if he were dead. 😉 FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? Beer. Or nice english ales, eg Spitfires. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Taurus DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No. yuk. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hmm. That’s a hard one. Probably lead guitarist in a band. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR? Dark blue. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? On balance, no. Unless you count food? NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE? American Pie ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY?? In the handed sense or the political sense? HA! got you there. WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? There is no ‘under’ my bed. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 8 FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? Football. english football SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU. Ooh, now thats a REAL hard one ;). Well, they like football (grr. alright, soccer) and they’re reading Catch-22, which is a book that EVERYONE should read as its bloody genius. (oops that’s two things. oh well.) PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST? dunno. Depends who’s on form today. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/10 "2001-12-05T16:45:35Z")
Damn y’all - sorry about the double post. I guess this would make it triple, huh? -Syko ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/11 "2001-12-05T16:46:52Z")
Damn y’all - sorry about the double post. I guess this would make it triple, huh? Mods, you can eliminate the first one if you feel it is necessary. -Syko ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/12 "2001-12-05T16:48:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by delphica \* > \*\ ***LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** > 1 man, 1 cat, too small apartment Rereading my own post (despite the judicious use of “Preview”) I realize I should have made it clear that it’s 1 man and 1 cat _in addition to myself._ I am neither a man nor a cat. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/13 "2001-12-05T16:48:43Z")
DAMMIT! Sorry again… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/14 "2001-12-05T16:49:54Z")
**LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** With my wife and 2 kids (Oh, wow. Deja vu…) **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** Some Valdemar novel about a kid who’s pyrokinetic. That I don’t remember the title indicates how long it’s been since I last opened the book. **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** Which one? I have four PC’s at home, one at work. **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** Arkham Horror. **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** People. **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** Frying onions. **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** Any of several dozen pieces of classical music, from out on the stage, whilst playing the tuba. The people playing have the best seats in the house. That’s one reason why they do it. **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** Watching my wife and son get into another argument. **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** Gotta pee. **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** Exciting. **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** Four or five. It’s not for me, anyway. **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** NA **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and hear the lamentation of their women. **FAVOURITE FOODS?** Snickers. **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** Chocolate. **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** Yes. **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** No. **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** I refuse to answer on the grounds that it could get me in mucho aqua caliente. **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** Toyota Tercel hatchback. **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** Grampa Johnson. There were some things I wanted to talk to him about… **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** Drambuie. **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** Sagittarius. **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** Yep. **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** Lifeguard at the Playboy Mansion. **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** Black. **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** Yes. **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** Don’t know. Movies, right? I don’t get out much. **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** Righty. **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** The floor (mattress, no frame). **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** 17. **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** Rock climbing. **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** **Iampunha** always seems to be consistently on the money at body-checking people who stray off-topic. **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** **jarbabyj** ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/15 "2001-12-05T16:57:55Z")
Shit! I spent too damn long thinking about this and now I’m even hungrier! and so I posted about the wrong person! (ie pucette) so revised version: SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU Well SirSykoSexxy’s got a cool, mad name, and he’s the king of making a fool of himself by double posting apologising for double posting… ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/16 "2001-12-05T17:02:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nukeman \* > COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE. > Kwyjibo, but only if he were dead. 😉 > \*\* Thanks! (I think…:D) ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/17 "2001-12-05T17:02:42Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/18 "2001-12-05T17:07:33Z")
LIVING ARRANGEMENT? I own a home, but only get there about once a week. Livin’ in sin, happily, with my SO. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Story of Ben Carson MD-Head of Pediatric Neurosurgery for Johns Hopkins hospital WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? New Horizons computer learning center FAVOURITE BOARD GAME? Scattergories, Trivial Pursuit FAVOURITE MAGAZINE? Hmmm… I used to like George a lot… ☹ Architectural Digest, so I can lust after interiors I can never afford. Maxim for sheer entertainment value. FAVOURITE SMELLS? That iron-y smell right before it storms. Bonfires. Birthday candles. Actually, any smell associated with FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! And ditto fluid! Oh how I miss ditto fluid! FAVOURITE SOUNDS? Gotta be schmaltzy and say the sound of my sweetie breathing while asleep. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD? Money shortage WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? Once again, I abused the snooze feature. ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING? Exciting. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? However long it takes to check caller ID and see whether or not its for me. FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME? Son-named after my SO, we’ll probably call him Charlie. Daughter- Sophie or Olivia WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE? Two front teeth FAVOURITE FOODS? Steak, gyros, any vegetable, risotto CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? chocolate DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? When I lived in Atlanta, yes, out of necessity. Here in Charleston, no. They pull you for 7 miles over. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Not any more IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE: Still like to end up here, but wouldnt have gone to COllege of CHarleston WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Nissan 300SX COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE. Lead singer for the band Dead of Alive. He’d spin me right-round. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? gin & tonic or a good pinot noir. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Libra, full-fledged DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yeah IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE? VH1’s pop-up video content researcher IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR? Wouldnt do it, love my dark hair, but would love to have a vixen-red wig! EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE? American Pie ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY?? Righty WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED? stored summer clothes WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 24 FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH? basketball, golf SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU. he likes beer. I like beer. What’s not to like? PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST? Before her recently announced sabbatical, probably jarbabyj. ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/19 "2001-12-05T17:18:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nukeman \* > **Shit! I spent too damn long thinking about this and now I’m even hungrier! and so I posted about the wrong person! (ie pucette)** Yes, but I’m glad you did because no one posted about me 🙂 I forgot to say I lived alone “with two cats.” ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039/20 "2001-12-05T17:22:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\ ***LIVING ARRANGEMENT?** > Dorm room that kind of needs to be tidied up. > > **WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?** > _Purgatorio_. Dante, of course, but this is for school. Out of school… BtVS _Tales of the Slayer: Volume One_ :o > > **WHAT’S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?** > Mousepad? Hah! You people and your stinking mousepads…I have an OPTICAL mouse (because this damned building is so dusty that nothing else will work). > > **FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?** > Sorry > > **FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?** > 2600, Spin > > **FAVOURITE SMELLS?** > Good sandalwood incense > > **FAVOURITE SOUNDS?** > The sound of all the wind-up Christmas music boxes at my house playing at the same time. > > **WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?** > Abandonment and/or betrayal. > > **WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?** > Huh? > > **ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?** > Exciting, only because it’s scary. > > **HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?** > Usually two or three, because it takes one for me to register it, one for me to type brb, and one for me to get to the phone. > > **FUTURE SON’S AND/OR DAUGHTER’S NAME?** > Um, I really don’t want a son or daughter right now. Don’t want to think about it. Really. > > **WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?** > Respecting and loving your true family (i.e., those who care about you), whether they be blood relatives or not; keeping yourself alive and happy. > > **FAVOURITE FOODS?** > Instant soup, microwave popcorn…pretty much whatever > > **CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?** > Vanilla with caramel > > **DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?** > As my currently suspended license attests…yeah. > > **DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?** > Nope, although when I’m at home, I sleep with my blankie. > > **IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU’VE MADE:** > Not looking at Michigan State for college. > > **WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?** > 1995 Ford Countour. Still running, but I can’t drive it. > > **COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.** > Jesus. Just to see what all of the fuss is about. > > **FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?** > Oh, yeah, I drank ONCE in my life…I’m _so_ qualified to answer this…anyway, the one time I did, it was Jack Daniels. > > **WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?** > Gemini. And Gemini rising. This explains a LOT. > > **DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?** > Yup. > > **IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?** > FBI psychological profiler. Who also writes books. > > **IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?** > I might do purple again (streaks), or dark green. > > **EVER BEEN IN LOVE?** > Yes. > > **NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?** > Sixth Sense > > **ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY??** > Righty. > > **WHAT’S UNDER YOUR BED?** > Crapload of dust! > > **WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?** > 23 > > **FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?** > Hockey is the only one I tolerate and actually enjoy. Grew up watching it. Damn French-Canadian blood! 😉 > > **SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS TO BEFORE YOU.** > Last post: **Syko** is a really cool guy, and a blast to talk to on and off of the boards. Plus he likes bananas, and everyone knows that bananas are a superior food. > Last survey response: **Ethilrist** , your post made me grin. > > **PERSON WHOSE RESPONSES YOU LOOK FORWARD TO READING THE MOST?** > Hm… **Syko** is cool and he’s my bud…and **MEBuckner** is always enlightening… **Sofa King** is deep and witty…\*\* \*\* [/QUOTE] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-me-sdmb-style/97039.md?page=2)