# All about my bowel movements today.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-my-bowel-movements-today/16582>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 29, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-my-bowel-movements-today/16582 "2000-04-29T15:20:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-my-bowel-movements-today/16582/21 "2000-05-01T19:11:01Z")

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Well B\_Line, you certainly got me. Here I was browsing the message boards to see what interesting stuff I could read about today when I come across your topic and nearly fall off my chair laughing.  
Furthermore, there’s something like 18 replies I think, so it occurs to me that there must be some really interesting discussion going on here. Well, I was wrong for the most part about that, but it is very difficult to resist reading a post that someone has titled “all about my bowel movements today” (I can’t even type it with a straight face, and I’m at work so I hope nobody asks what I’m smiling about because I’d hate to have to try to explain to someone that I was curious about a post someone put on a message board entitled “all about my bowel movements today”).

Good one B.

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**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-about-my-bowel-movements-today/16582/22 "2000-05-01T19:12:03Z")

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Well B\_Line, you certainly got me. Here I was browsing the message boards to see what interesting stuff I could read about today when I come across your topic and nearly fall off my chair laughing.  
Furthermore, there’s something like 18 replies I think, so it occurs to me that there must be some really interesting discussion going on here. Well, I was wrong for the most part about that, but it is very difficult to resist reading a post that someone has titled “all about my bowel movements today” (I can’t even type it with a straight face, and I’m at work so I hope nobody asks what I’m smiling about because I’d hate to have to try to explain to someone that I was curious about a post someone put on a message board entitled “all about my bowel movements today”).

Good one B.

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