# ALL CAPS TlTLE **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [November 1, 2016, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355 "2016-11-01T12:40:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/1 "2016-11-01T12:40:31Z")
Test ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/2 "2016-11-01T12:43:21Z")
I’ll take “All Caps Titties” for $200, Alex. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/3 "2016-11-01T12:45:50Z")
It’s a trick question. Cap doesn’t have titties. That’s why they put Black Widow in his movies. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/4 "2016-11-01T13:29:03Z")
ʞɹoʍ ʇ,usǝop sdɐɔ ןןɐ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2016, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/5 "2016-11-03T07:23:08Z")
ALL CAPS! RIGHT HERE! RIGHT NOW! x ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/6 "2016-11-04T20:22:50Z")
OK… So how do you get an all-caps title? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/7 "2016-11-04T20:27:03Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > OK… So how do you get an all-caps title? My “I” in title is actually a lowercase “L” ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2016, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/8 "2016-11-04T21:28:40Z")
What were final results of your test? ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/9 "2016-11-05T01:46:31Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > OK… So how do you get an all-caps title? Beat the current title holder. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/10 "2016-11-05T06:06:46Z")
> [@watchwolf49](#): > > What were final results of your test? Yeah, what did the drug lab say? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2016, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-caps-tltle/770355/11 "2016-11-05T10:48:07Z")
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…EEEEP! This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. The broadcasters of your area, in voluntary cooperation with Federal, State, and Local authorities, have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency, the attention signal you just heard would have been followed by news and instructions. This system serves kayaker’s area. This concludes this test of the emergency broadcast system.