# All \*\*\*ed out: an appeal **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113 "2001-11-13T14:25:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/21 "2001-11-13T18:57:20Z")
_Osti de saint-sacrament de crisse de câlice de ciboire de tabarnac!_ Learn Quebecois French. You will never lack for curses. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/22 "2001-11-13T19:56:53Z")
I have found a new love for the word introduced to us from the series _Farscape_: **Frell** , used exactly the same ways as “fuck,” but, since it’s new and _isn’t_ a (human) swearword, you can use it freely without fear of offending anyone, but it _feels_ like fuck - kind of a combination of “fuck” and “hell” and a hint of “rat bastard.” - Frell me! - Frell you! - What the frell was that? - Stick that frellin’ code in your ear! You get the idea. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/23 "2001-11-13T20:02:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dragonblink \* > My assistant manager is fond of yelling out “Donkey!” à la Shrek. Hmmm. My nickname around the family is Donkey. So this wouldn’t work for me, unless I was making everyone angry. jar ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/24 "2001-11-13T20:06:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by saepiroth \* > _tu mater habitat in fornix!_ > well, I like it… Check your cases. ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/25 "2001-11-13T20:09:37Z")
You could swear like my dad does. **Judas Priest** and **Son of a Brick** are the two phrases that he uses the most. For those of you using the foreign phrases, could I get a translation please?!? ---
**Author:** ![k.os](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@k.os](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k.os)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/26 "2001-11-13T20:10:08Z")
_Saint-crisse de maudit calvaire de tabarnak d’ostie de patente a gosses à marde!_ I strongly agree with **Matt\_Mcl** ’s suggestion. Comme on dit au Québec: Le Français, c’est sacré! _Sacrament que ça fait du bien de sacrer sur SD!, 'stie_ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/27 "2001-11-13T20:37:43Z")
Trat, **Esprix** , you beat me too it. Eat dren and die you blotching hynerian freller. [sub]damn, I love that show. ---
**Author:** ![moodtobestewed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ab097/32.png) [@moodtobestewed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moodtobestewed)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/28 "2001-11-13T21:29:26Z")
Not exactly new swear words, but you might find the Shakesperian Insult generator useful: [http://alabanza.com/kabacoff/Inter-Links/cgi/bard.cgi](http://alabanza.com/kabacoff/Inter-Links/cgi/bard.cgi) I think this one has a certain ring to it: “Thou gleeking plume-plucked hugger-mugger!” ---
**Author:** ![Nightsong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nightsong/32/3083_2.png) [@Nightsong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightsong)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/29 "2001-11-14T03:49:42Z")
Borrow from other languages! Japanese is a surprisingly good one… (bear with me on the romanji. I’ve gotten out of the ‘habit’ of reading with it.) Baka! (Use it to refer to a person. Basically: Stupid! Can mean more than that, depending on tone.) Zakennayo! (All purpose. Shit, fuck, asshole, etc.) Yabaiyo! (Shit, fuck, I/we blew it, etc.) (The above are from: _The Real Japanese You Were Never Taught In School_, by Philip Cunningham. I also have another one in this series for German, somewhere in this room. You’re better off finding someone who really speaks the language well for the really good stuff.) Worst case, use [Babel fish](http://www.altavista.com/sites/babelfish) to translate normal English into other languages, and find some that sound good. For some reason, it can’t seem to translate ‘Damn it!’ into Japanese though. _sigh_ * * * \<\< I’m not feeling myself today. May I feel you? \>\> ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/30 "2001-11-14T04:26:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rachelle \* > For those of you using the foreign phrases, could I get a translation please?!? “[tu mater] habitas in fornice” means: You live in a brothel/whorehouse/place of debauchery. And re: borrowing from languages, _anaq_. Sheee-it. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/31 "2001-11-14T05:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monty \* > \*\*“Znidd suddabit.” > > That’s Ulleran for: “Kill the human.” \*\* Monty, I have to tell you that we had a cat , a mean cat that we named Znidd suddabit. The name fit him well. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/32 "2001-11-14T07:52:21Z")
Now, I just _know_ theres somebody here who can post some Klingon swear words. C’mon, 'fess up! ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/33 "2001-11-14T08:00:14Z")
I’ve always used a variant of jumpin’ jizzy chrizzy on a pogo stick. It hasn’t failed me yet. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/34 "2001-11-14T08:46:51Z")
“Blackguards!..Egoists!..Nitwits!..Troglodytes!..Polygraphs!” You want creative cursing - just pick up any Tintin comic with Captain Haddock in it - or look [here](http://www.interlog.com/~tbaikie/homepage/haddock.htm) where a guy named Dave thoughtfully put together a list of his favorite Haddock epithets. Bashi-Bazouks! ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/35 "2001-11-14T09:22:17Z")
Thatcher! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/36 "2001-11-14T10:29:40Z")
I really _must_ thank you all again for your creative input - with the aid of a _Scheisse!_ and a _histoplasmosis!_ and the occasional _forfiku!_, I was able to chase down my bug. (It came down to Bill _verdammter_ Gates telling fibs in his product documentation again - _Scheisskopf_.) **Esprix, Beeblebrox** - if I’m going to use SFnal swearwords, why not go for _frack_ and _felgercarb_? (How’s that for showing my age and proving I have no taste, all in the same sentence?) And, **Beeblebrox** , I see you don’t dare recommend B\*\*\*\*\*m… **kabbes** - :eek: I’m shocked. Truly I am… ---
**Author:** ![Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a587f6/32.png) [@Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kritter)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/37 "2001-11-14T15:50:06Z")
When I was younger I always thought that “goddamnit” was the worst possable cuss word anyone could ever use. Then one day I overheard a highschool kid say “goddamn and baby jesus”. I thought “man that is just wrong, I mean whyd he have to bring the baby jesus in on this? He is **really** going to hell now”. Now, I use cussing to releave stress as well, **SW** and feel really really bad when I let goddamnit slip, but if I am just blind with pure rage and let goddamn and baby jesus slip then I feel so bad that I wont cuss for **weeks**! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/38 "2001-11-14T17:11:46Z")
You could always go with the ultimate all-purpose word: **smurf**. \*This smurfin’ botl won’t loosen! Get your smurfy butt back here! I’m gonna smurf the smurin’ smurf out of that smurf smurfer! Ohh, baby, smurf my smurfing smurf and swallow my smurfing smurf smurf…oooohhhhhh!\* [sub]Actually, the show _Family Guy_ did something like this last week, which is why it’s fresh in my memory.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/40 "2001-11-14T19:34:14Z")
Frickin’ Huckleberries! ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113/41 "2001-11-14T19:39:20Z")
I prefer “frag,” “zark,” and “slag,” myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-ed-out-an-appeal/93113.md?page=3)