# All evil and bad people, jump in here.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021 "2001-01-08T16:50:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/1 "2001-01-08T16:50:55Z")

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Because this is my **666** post  
and I think some of you belong here then, right?😉  
I don’t think I do,  
so I don’t know what I’m doing here??  
I think I jump out of here now.  
Or maybe I should stay and learn from some of you.😉

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/2 "2001-01-08T17:25:03Z")

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Can’t resist jumping into a thread by my favorite Swedish sweetie.

Besides, **Fairy Princess Kitty** and **Mr. C** probably feel that I belong here about now.

Happy Number-of-the-Beast post **Anniz**!

[sup]HI _MONTFORT_ ![sup]

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**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/3 "2001-01-08T17:27:24Z")

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Phwummmfffffff !!!

(Sound of landing obscured by great flapping Shadow Cape)

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**Author:** ![BornDodgy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@BornDodgy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BornDodgy)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/4 "2001-01-08T17:39:35Z")

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_glances to the left - glances to the right_  
_tries an evil grin… but… guess what… only looks dodgy_

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**Author:** ![Fatwater\_Fewl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@Fatwater\_Fewl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fatwater_Fewl)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/5 "2001-01-08T17:59:07Z")

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It was long ago and in another country that I fell. I’d like to find the person who said “there’s no rest for the wicked.” I’m very tired from all this going to and fro and wandering up and down. It’s made me cranky. My feet hurt (not only have I fallen, but my arches have, as well).

I see someone has been using my name around here. Oh well, perhaps it’s true that there’s no such thing as bad publicity.

To tell the truth, I don’t care anymore. Keep your damn souls. I don’t know why I ever wanted them in the first place. All that bloody, mouthless screaming they do just reminds me of Harlan Ellison, and nobody needs to be reminded of him.

Oh, I’ve fallen, alright. I’ve fallen into apathy – anyone know of a cure? Not that it matters.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/6 "2001-01-08T19:40:31Z")

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Hehehe for my 666 post I did one saying I was now Girl Guide Leader (which I am) and I went a little weird with it but I didn’t realize that it was my 666 post till it was pointed out to me! Funky huh?

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**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/7 "2001-01-08T19:56:51Z")

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Hell, damn, satan, flesh wound, sulfer, burning, crosses, death, pestulance, dirt under your fingernails, infected snot, my cat, black, dismal…

I just wanted to make sure my 300th post would be almost as evil as your 666th

…cow tipping, rat eating, jesus poking, people eating, roap burning, cat kicking, diablo, inferno, Dante, Italian sex, my friends nose…  
Upham

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/8 "2001-01-08T20:27:15Z")

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What am _I_ doing here???

_ahem_

Quote:  
In American mythology, the **dire wolf** is a menacing creature with fierce eyes and steel-like fangs, lurking in the darkness.

'Nuf said.

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**Author:** ![wolf189](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@wolf189](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf189)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/9 "2001-01-08T21:24:17Z")

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_raises hand_

I am a bad, bad man… (or so i’ve been told, personally, i have my doubts)

wolf189 (not really bad, just misunderstood…)

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/10 "2001-01-08T21:34:48Z")

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I’m the Queen of the Underworld. I’ve got a line on some badness the likes of which I hope you never see.

Actually, I’m a pretty decent sort. I mean, I _am_ here against my will and all. But still, there’s some pretty trippy stuff goin’ down here in Hades. It’s never boring, that’s for sure!

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/11 "2001-01-08T22:29:35Z")

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Good for you. 😃  
::sings:: _Ain’t nothin’ I would rather do/ Goin’ down, party time/ My friends are gonna be there too…_

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/12 "2001-01-08T23:02:36Z")

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My friends refer to me as the Evil Temptress so I guess I qualify.

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/13 "2001-01-08T23:25:58Z")

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I’m so evil that I have a Snidley Whiplash portable moustache.

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/14 "2001-01-09T00:07:25Z")

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::Raises hand:: I’m naughty!

Happy 666. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/15 "2001-01-09T00:34:26Z")

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::diabolical laughter::

I’ll just hang out from this corner and drop in on the next unsuspecting lost soul.

----:p/  
----///\\ mwee tee hee!

Congratulations, **Anniz**!

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/16 "2001-01-09T00:39:20Z")

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[fiddle]Chikki went down to Florida she was lookin’ for a car to steal…[/fiddle]  
Hell? Yeah.

I live there.

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**Author:** ![absoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@absoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/absoul)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/17 "2001-01-09T00:50:24Z")

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I thought I was into sadomasochist bestiality necrophelia, but I found out I was just beating a dead horse. 😃

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**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/18 "2001-01-09T00:54:25Z")

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I’m evil.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/19 "2001-01-09T00:58:08Z")

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Me too. I’ve been told.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-evil-and-bad-people-jump-in-here/49021/20 "2001-01-09T01:21:46Z")

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My evilness mostly consists of tormenting members of the opposite sex, but I’m sure that counts.

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