# All Hail Kang and Kodos **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 21, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122 "2002-05-21T16:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/1 "2002-05-21T16:30:00Z")
I’ve just decided today that these are my all time favorite Simpson’s characters. I squeal with childlike delight every time they appear on screen. From the first time I heard them say: “You thought we were going to eat you? GOOD GOD.” I was in love. Let us relish the joy and wonderfulness of Kang and Kodos. Abortions for some! Little American Flags for the rest! j ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/2 "2002-05-21T16:42:27Z")
We must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom! ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/3 "2002-05-21T16:47:59Z")
“Stop! We’ve reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach us!” “What are you going to do? It’s a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us!” “Well I believe I’ll vote for a third party!” “Go ahead! Throw your vote away! Hahahah!” ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/4 "2002-05-21T16:48:47Z")
“End Communication” ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/5 "2002-05-21T16:51:28Z")
We’re merely exchanging long protein strings. If you know a better way to do it, I’d be glad to know ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/6 "2002-05-21T16:54:44Z")
Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos. ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/7 "2002-05-21T16:58:03Z")
He’s got a board with a nail in it! ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/8 "2002-05-21T17:00:49Z")
Remember the story: we’re newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/9 "2002-05-21T17:11:32Z")
“Now remember the story we are newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital” ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/10 "2002-05-21T17:13:08Z")
Dang How did I miss the last post… ok change it to "My you look great have you recently decreased in mass? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/11 "2002-05-21T17:17:30Z")
“You’re a great girl. I’ll call you” ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/12 "2002-05-21T17:24:06Z")
“Holy Flurking Schnit!” ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/13 "2002-05-21T17:31:01Z")
Do we want to do a commercial for something called “Old Navy”? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/14 "2002-05-21T17:41:55Z")
You have been selected for our cross-breeding program. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/15 "2002-05-21T17:45:55Z")
These are not tears, we are vomiting from our eyes! ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/16 "2002-05-21T17:57:45Z")
Are you going to be needing us tonight? I have tickets to the ballet. NOT THAT THEY’LL DO MUCH GOOD NOW. ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/17 "2002-05-21T18:26:00Z")
“That seemed kind of quick.” “What are you implying?” ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/18 "2002-05-21T18:41:19Z")
“I am Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.” “Hellooooo.” The way Kodos says “hello” there never fails to set me to laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/19 "2002-05-21T18:43:38Z")
“Put it down, they could be trying to call right now!” “Hello? Do we want to do an Old Navy commercial?” “Work is work.” ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122/20 "2002-05-21T19:18:37Z")
“Behold the world’s largest television! It gets over 5,000 channels.” “Do you get HBO?” “No, that costs extra.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-hail-kang-and-kodos/110122.md?page=2)