# All nighter at Grace's house, hub is out of town.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 24, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165 "2000-10-24T20:27:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/101 "2000-10-26T14:46:41Z")

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Abuelo’s Mexican Embassy eh?

I think the place would be more appropriately named:

**Abuelo’s Mexican wannabe Vegas Style Casino restaraunt**

I spit in the general direction of any “Mexican” place that uses Velveeta in their cheese sauce.

\<------- Is fiery passionate when it comes to quality Mexican food.

-SS 😉

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/102 "2000-10-26T16:05:55Z")

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_grumble_ Man, I’ve NEVER had a flirty remark fall that flat before. Grace’s reply was the equivalent of a woman staring at you for a second after you lay a line on her, then turning back to her friend and saying, “…so anyway…”

I must be losing my touch.

BTW, just in case there are folks with allergies or antipathies towards felines, I should warn you that there are two cats living at my house. Kicking them is not allowed. (they’ll probably hide anyway.)

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/103 "2000-10-26T16:25:20Z")

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Cat hunting will be part of the festivities?

I may have to make this get together after all!!!

Die evil cats…Die…Die!!!

-SS 😃

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/104 "2000-10-26T17:22:28Z")

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I have a feeling my cats will make a beeline for Ashton as soon as they see him. They have an uncanny knack for knowing which people in a room are a) cat haters or b)allergic.

All kidding aside, if people have a real problem with them I’ll put 'em in Chef Jr.'s room with him.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/105 "2000-10-26T17:32:42Z")

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I’m not feeling well (which is a real bitch since I’m teaching today) ☹ Whether I can come or not depends on how much pain I’m in after I finish class.

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/106 "2000-10-26T17:38:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zyada \*  
> \*\*I’m not feeling well (which is a real bitch since I’m teaching today) ☹ Whether I can come or not depends on how much pain I’m in after I finish class. \*\*

I’ve never known a pain that too much alcohol couldn’t fix. Now, how you feel afterwards is a different matter, but it’s a temporary fix, nonetheless.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/107 "2000-10-26T17:44:00Z")

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Well, too much alcohol, sure… Problem is, last night one glass of wine didn’t even budge it, so I’m looking at having to get really plastered to have any effect. Don’t want to be drive the streets of Dallas plastered. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/108 "2000-10-26T17:45:36Z")

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See, I hurt so much I can’t even speak right.

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/109 "2000-10-26T17:47:10Z")

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Of course, that was post #1313 for me, so I guess a mistake was inevitable…

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/110 "2000-10-26T18:11:29Z")

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Hey Cheffie. Your flirty comment didn’t fall flat. I just didn’t want to sound overly eager. A girl has to play hard to get, ya know? 😉

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/111 "2000-10-26T18:17:23Z")

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My plans are coming along smoothly. Zyada may not attend because she’s not feeling well. Up next, Palmyra.[evil laugh]My plan to have the guys all to myself is almost complete.[/evil laugh]

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**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/112 "2000-10-26T18:49:30Z")

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I may be attending…I’m not sure yet though, still waiting to see what develops with the existing plans of my own. I have the time and place so I may show. If I do plan to come, I’ll call Aglarond and let him know…if he gets no call…the cats get to live another day and the orgy will have to be postponed.

-SS 😉

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/113 "2000-10-26T18:51:21Z")

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no orgy?! damn! then… why am i going…?

😃

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/114 "2000-10-26T18:55:57Z")

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Ya know, SkySlash’s dislike for cats may just be the first indicator that maybe he ISN’T gay after all.

And Grace…you can play hard to get in public if you don’t want anyone to know that you burn for me with a need like a fierce flame. Whenever you’re ready to make out, just ask me where the restroom is and I’ll offer to guide you to it.

Thirty minutes later the guys will look up from the porno movie and say, “Where’s Cheffie? The beer’s running low.”

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/115 "2000-10-26T19:00:34Z")

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Palmyra, we’re just TELLING Skyslash there isn’t an orgy so he’ll stay away. Trust me, as soon as Chef Jr. is asleep, an orgy will assemble with amazing speed. Just remember, Mrs. Chef said not to get anything on the couch, so it’ll have to be either pillows on the floor or a pastoral romp in Smith Field (my king-size bed.) I built the bedframe to orgy standards…it’s made out of 2x12s, 2x8s, and 3/4 inch plywood. That sucker is NOT going to break no matter how many of us pile onto it.

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/116 "2000-10-26T20:02:51Z")

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I have a plastic tarp we can throw over said couch. I can also pick up a couple more if you think we’ll need them. Just let me know before dinner.

Anybody want me to bring the goat?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/117 "2000-10-26T21:31:40Z")

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I don’t know about the tarp, Mike. I HATE the way plastic sheeting sticks to my skin. We can just throw a couple of blankets over the couch and then stick 'em in the washing machine afterwards. And I’ll take a pass on the goat. We’ll save her for an orgy/barbecue next spring.

I’ll see you all at Red Hot & Blue at 7:30!

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**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-nighter-at-graces-house-hub-is-out-of-town/38165/118 "2000-10-26T22:52:31Z")

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I weasled a car out of a friend, so I will be there, eventually.

🙂

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