# All penises are not created equal. Some men have the heat that women crave! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 12, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014 "2008-04-12T08:33:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/1 "2008-04-12T08:33:07Z")
[This is apparently not a parody.](http://ricky.digitally-born.com/2007/media/video/penis-power-vagina-power/) No nudity at all, but keep the audio low. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/2 "2008-04-12T09:53:03Z")
There’s a transcipt too, and it makes me a little ☹ . Because the video ended before we got to: > [@](#): > > AT: Thank you for watching the Alexis Tyler Show. And we’ll see you next time with more of…. Vagiiiina Poooower. (maniacal laugher) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/3 "2008-04-12T11:27:55Z")
Heh. This is funny…until I realized it wasn’t. No, wait…it’s still kinda funny. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/4 "2008-04-12T11:33:41Z")
OMG, Alexyss Tylor, what a find! She’s all over youtube, posted by…her. I would resist the urge to watch these at work for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/5 "2008-04-12T16:28:08Z")
We watch her all the time! She is hilarious! If it’s not finding another woman’s drawers in your house, it’s a man who can hit the back and work the sides… and don’t get her started on anal! Her mom is funny too. Love me some Alexyss! ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/6 "2008-04-12T16:38:17Z")
There are so many good lines in this. Great link. ---
**Author:** ![FourPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e0b2c6/32.png) [@FourPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FourPaws)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-penises-are-not-created-equal-some-men-have-the-heat-that-women-crave/445014/7 "2008-04-13T11:10:32Z")
That lady - I’d say she has a screw loose, but that’s just a bad pun. Maybe she needs a man to tighten it for her.