# All religious people should be executed **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863 "2010-06-12T00:15:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/181 "2010-06-13T16:27:38Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > “The beer was hot and the chicks were cheap.” > > Mmmm…how the feminists must love THAT! > > Male dominance. > > Let us be kool as they have been. > > No commitment. > Just the kool ‘thrust’ of hooking up. > > Woo hoo…(as ‘Homer’ would say) > > SOUL FROST, “…the chicks were cheap…” > > DOES that mean it didn’t take much to get your penis satisfied? > > LOVE how you think of females as “chicks” … > > Yeah, right…and this is SO MUCH BETTER for females…than religious strictions… > > IDIOT!! Hey, dude, can we get serious for a minute? I just want you to know, and I mean this in all sincerity, you aren’t smart enough to post here. I’m sorry, and I’m not trying to attack you. But you need to face reality and realize that in particular this website is about fighting ignorance. It’s about being able to learn and go past the deficits we all have in our knowledge around the world. Dude, and again, this isn’t an attack, you are barely sentient. You live in a foggy world that I suspect appears to blur and flash by at times because you can’t understand what is happening around you. This is okay, we need people in our society that will be content working for the food-service industry. You have a place. You have a purpose, namely, being a drone doing manual labor for people much, much smarter than you. But your place isn’t here. I’m sorry. Please go before you look any stupider. God bless. ---
**Author:** ![Dostoyevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Dostoyevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dostoyevsky)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/182 "2010-06-13T16:29:34Z")
I vote we kill **mutantmoose** , **Boyo Jim** , **ivan astikov** , and **Der Trihs**. No one else. Just them. An equally funny & hilarious atheist, Me ---
**Author:** ![Dostoyevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Dostoyevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dostoyevsky)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/183 "2010-06-13T16:34:29Z")
[QUOTE=Lobohan] Dude, and again, this isn’t an attack[SNIP] [/quote] 1. If you have to tell someone, well… 2. The most efficient way of not attacking someone is to STFU. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/184 "2010-06-13T16:37:18Z")
> [@Dostoyevsky](#): > > 1. If you have to tell someone, well… > > 2. The most efficient way of not attacking someone is to STFU. You’re a clever one. 😃 I was lulling him into what you might call a calm and docile state. Of course it was an attack. This is the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Lunchy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Lunchy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lunchy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/185 "2010-06-13T17:58:06Z")
> [@lurking\_guest](#): > > “The beer was hot and the chicks were cheap.” > > Mmmm…how the feminists must love THAT! > > Male dominance. > > Let us be kool as they have been. > > No commitment. > Just the kool ‘thrust’ of hooking up. > > Woo hoo…(as ‘Homer’ would say) > > SOUL FROST, “…the chicks were cheap…” > > DOES that mean it didn’t take much to get your penis satisfied? > > LOVE how you think of females as “chicks” … > > Yeah, right…and this is SO MUCH BETTER for females…than religious strictions… > > IDIOT!! Sorry, gender card and victim card cannot be in play simultaneously, board rules! ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/186 "2010-06-13T19:24:23Z")
Guys, guys, let’s cool it, okay? “Hi, you’re an atheist, I’m religious. Let’s agree to disagree. Want to go out for pizza?” Except the OP. He can stay home. ---
**Author:** ![SoulFrost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SoulFrost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoulFrost)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/187 "2010-06-13T19:30:39Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Guys, guys, let’s cool it, okay? > “Hi, you’re an atheist, I’m religious. Let’s agree to disagree. Want to go out for pizza?” > > Except the OP. He can stay home. But that would mean that some people are going to hell or that other people are holding irrational beliefs! How about we eat the pizza together and agree that the OP is both irrational and going to hell? ---
**Author:** ![Gustav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Gustav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gustav)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/188 "2010-06-13T19:37:08Z")
Only too late did they realize the reason OP stayed home is because he’s the one that poisoned the pizza. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/189 "2010-06-13T19:55:27Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Guys, guys, let’s cool it, okay? > “Hi, you’re an atheist, I’m religious. Let’s agree to disagree. Want to go out for pizza?” > > Except the OP. He can stay home. You’re one of the few people I’d like to go out for pizza with. Just thought I’d mention it. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/190 "2010-06-13T20:08:25Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > IIRC, **Rune** is Danish. The Danes and the Swedes have a long-running feud, and if you want to know why you’ll have to ask a Dane. It’s a Scandinavian thing. ## Could you make it so that it included the Swabians? I’m loving this thread, even if it calls for my demise and my family’s. ---
**Author:** ![Telcontar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Telcontar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telcontar)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/191 "2010-06-13T20:43:21Z")
> [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](#): > > You really think the OP is serious ? This thread is simply trolling to upset the religious minority on this board. Of course the OP is trolling. Is that some kind of defense? I mean seriously folks, if I posted a thread saying that all Black people should be executed because they are a drain on society, would that be okay? Of course I wouldn’t actually mean it…I would just want to utterly devalue of a group of people and express that in a highly offensive way. ---
**Author:** ![Gustav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Gustav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gustav)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/192 "2010-06-13T20:45:38Z")
Difference being, as religious people LOVE to point out, they’re not the minority. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/193 "2010-06-13T20:46:40Z")
The Swabians? What about the Visigoths? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Telcontar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Telcontar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telcontar)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/194 "2010-06-13T20:47:10Z")
> [@Gustav](#): > > Difference being, as religious people LOVE to point out, they’re not the minority. Do you really, really want to defend this guy? Seriously? What possible redeeming value do you see? ---
**Author:** ![Gustav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Gustav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gustav)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/195 "2010-06-13T20:48:04Z")
> [@Telcontar](#): > > Do you really, really want to defend this guy? Seriously? What possible redeeming value do you see? Defend him? I’m on record endorsing his proposal. ---
**Author:** ![heatmiserfl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@heatmiserfl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatmiserfl)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/196 "2010-06-13T20:49:22Z")
Imagine having to turn someone like Denzel Washington into a zombie. What a waste! Why can’t we put at least some of the good-looking religious people in reeducation camps? I enthusiastically volunteer as a hedonism instructor. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/197 "2010-06-13T21:08:16Z")
> [@Gustav](#): > > Defend him? I’m on record endorsing his proposal. You endorse executing millions of people? Ok then start with all the religious people in your family. ---
**Author:** ![Gustav](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Gustav](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gustav)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/198 "2010-06-13T21:11:15Z")
Can’t make an omelette without breaking a few billion eggs. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/199 "2010-06-13T21:12:56Z")
Geez… another fucking troll. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/200 "2010-06-13T21:18:53Z")
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