# All religious people should be executed **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2010, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863 "2010-06-12T00:15:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/361 "2010-06-25T17:38:44Z")
> [@Latro](#): > > Okay, > > You’re a deluuuuuuuuuuusional, you build straaaaaaaaawwwwwmen, you are a moroooooonic loon and you worship a zombie carrrrrrpenter while eating flaaaaaaatbreads. > > You’re a deluuuuuuuuuuusional, you build straaaaaaaaawwwwwmen, you are a moroooooonic loon and you worship a zombie carrrrrrpenter while eating flaaaaaaatbreads. > You’re a deluuuuuuuuuuusional, you build straaaaaaaaawwwwwmen, you are a moroooooonic loon and you worship a zombie carrrrrrpenter while eating flaaaaaaatbreads. > Hmm, this is a fun debating style you have.. Thanks, I knew you’d come around. YOu’re a bit flat in “carrrrpenter”, though. > [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > No, not _flaaaaaaatbreads. Braaaaaaains._ That’s the only proper food for zombie worshipers. Dude, don’t tell me how I worship. Everybody knows brains are only for Easter and Christmas. Flatbreads are the regular stuff. Even so, brains are only appropriate after you’ve beaten a couple gays or atheists (double you meal if they’re both). ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/362 "2010-06-25T18:45:13Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > No, not _flaaaaaaatbreads. Braaaaaaains._ That’s the only proper food for zombie worshipers. You’ve got it backwards - those who worship zompie carpenters have their brains _eaten_. Gradually, starting with the parts that do critical thinking about specific subjects, and in many cases going no further. In other cases the ability to think critically in general is effected, and in a small percentage the consumption of thinking ability is so vast, well, everyone in this thread has seen the results. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/363 "2010-06-25T23:31:57Z")
> [@begbert2](#): > > You’ve got it backwards - those who worship zompie carpenters have their brains _eaten_. Gradually, starting with the parts that do critical thinking about specific subjects, and in many cases going no further. In other cases the ability to think critically in general is effected, and in a small percentage the consumption of thinking ability is so vast, well, everyone in this thread has seen the results. I could not have put better. Thanks 😃 ---
**Author:** ![5f4super](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/b5ac83/32.png) [@5f4super](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5f4super)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/366 "2012-06-10T19:58:36Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > **“All religious people should be executed”** > > I’m in! Me too! ---
**Author:** ![5f4super](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/b5ac83/32.png) [@5f4super](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5f4super)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/367 "2012-06-10T20:09:50Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > (yeah, I said fantasy and I believe in the spirit of a dead Jewish carpenter) Let me get this straight: You believe a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father, will let you live forever if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put there a long time ago as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake to eat fruit from a magical tree? ---
**Author:** ![Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/do_not_taunt/32/2968_2.png) [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Do_Not_Taunt)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/368 "2012-06-10T20:18:58Z")
I didn’t read this whole (zombie) thread. Did anyone else remark on this _awesome_ post/username combination? > [@Chimera](#): > > Only Monsters espouse ideals such as this. ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/369 "2012-06-11T16:04:17Z")
> [@mutantmoose](#): > > We may still have political differences but at least the supernatural is out of the equation. Then your next statement would be All (insert diametrically opposed political affiliation here) should be executed. Then All (Insert another class of people you hate) should be executed. There once was a political leader who thought like you. He was German. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/370 "2012-06-11T16:31:26Z")
> [@Do\_Not\_Taunt](#): > > I didn’t read this whole (zombie) thread. Did anyone else remark on this _awesome_ post/username combination? I read enough to say that yes, someone did. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/371 "2012-06-11T16:36:28Z")
Resurrection following Godwinization in less than 24 hrs. Good job! If there’s one class of people I’d like to see wiped off the face of the earth, its the chowderheads who compare everything to Hitler. How Hitler-esque of me, yes, you know you want to say it. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/372 "2012-06-11T18:04:23Z")
> [@dngnb8](#): > > There once was a political leader who thought like you. He was German. Wasn’t he actually Austrian? ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/373 "2012-06-11T18:05:58Z")
I see the zombie resurrectionist has been banned after 4 posts, two of which are in this thread where are the other two? ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/374 "2012-06-11T18:47:24Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Wasn’t he actually Austrian? Correct. He was. He was Germany’s Leader. My bad ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/375 "2012-06-11T18:48:54Z")
> [@otternell](#): > > If there’s one class of people I’d like to see wiped off the face of the earth, its the chowderheads who compare everything to Hitler. That reminds me, chowder is a lot like Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/376 "2012-06-11T19:01:26Z")
Manhattan or New England? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/377 "2012-06-11T19:11:51Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Why stop at religion—why not execute everyone who believes anything you don’t agree with? I’ve known some RC’s with a definite pro-Inquisition leaning. They would probably sue for infringement. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/378 "2012-06-11T19:59:13Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > Manhattan or New England? German! Austrian? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/379 "2012-06-11T20:11:22Z")
I went to Joe’s Oyster Shack the other day, but I was disapointed that they changed the recipe. I love me some hot steaming Hitler, but it should be simple Hitler - not complicated frou frou Hitler. There’s no need to cram all those spices into Hitler. Cilantro doesn’t need to be anywhere near Hitler is all I’m saying. ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/380 "2012-06-11T20:16:06Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I went to Joe’s Oyster Shack the other day, but I was disapointed that they changed the recipe. I love me some hot steaming Hitler, but it should be simple Hitler - not complicated frou frou Hitler. There’s no need to cram all those spices into Hitler. Cilantro doesn’t need to be anywhere near Hitler is all I’m saying. No Hitler for you! This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time - I’m sure my coworkers are wondering what has me giggling so much. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/381 "2012-06-11T20:38:09Z")
When I take my yearly trips to Rockport, I try to sample the Hitler at several different restaurants. The Hitler at the Ocean View is a little thin. I like thick, creamy Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![New\_Deal\_Democrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9d8465/32.png) [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Deal_Democrat)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863/382 "2012-06-11T20:41:51Z")
Instead of executing the religious people, one of whom I am, I suggest you execute everyone with a felony conviction. That would get a lot of crime genes out of the gene pool. Hang them by slow strangulation, and don’t tie their legs together. I want to watch them kick as they die. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-religious-people-should-be-executed/542863.md?page=20)