# All right, fess up! Who's a Sequential Thread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 15, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062 "2007-01-15T14:09:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/61 "2007-01-19T13:31:25Z")

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\*\*What’s so bad about a 4+ hour erection?  
Bluetooth Questions. \*\*

I don’t think it’s your _tooth_ you need to worry about… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/62 "2007-01-19T13:53:03Z")

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\*\*Help! Cellphone went through washer and drier.

Help-Diswasher Leaks-Why?  
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Check for cell phones

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/63 "2007-01-19T20:17:25Z")

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\*\* My cat’s farts smell like evil insidious Death

I finally got a kitten. (Still not a cat lady.)  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/64 "2007-01-19T20:23:10Z")

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\*\*What’s so bad about a 4+ hour erection?

George W. thinking on his feet  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/65 "2007-01-19T22:19:50Z")

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\*\*Cum one! Cum all!  
Great Penis Removals Of Our Time \*\*

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/66 "2007-01-20T06:49:31Z")

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**How do underage Hollywood people get into nightclubs?  
Lindsay, you crack me up**

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/67 "2007-01-20T07:13:54Z")

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\*\*My cat’s farts smell like evil insidious Death  
Describe it in three words \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/68 "2007-01-20T13:45:00Z")

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\*\*My cat’s farts smell like evil insidious Death  
The Celebrity Death Pool 2006  
Anybody Got Fidel in the Dead Pool? \*\*

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/69 "2007-01-20T20:05:49Z")

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MPSIMS

\*\*Louisville dopers, have you heard this?

Hillary’s In!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh CRAP \*\*

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/70 "2007-01-20T20:13:58Z")

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from here in MPSIMS;

**Ohhhhhhhhhhhh CRAP  
I just paid off my car**

so, go buy a new one if it bothers you so much 😉

from CS;  
**I think Elizabeth is in for a big surprise (FBOFW Comic)  
Christian terrorists**

yes, quite surprising…

from IMHO;  
**Do you have a frivolous expensive hobby that makes you feel guilty wasting money?  
Backyard jungle gyms**

a Triple Play title;  
**So, what’s a picky eater to do?  
Should I smash my passport with a hammer?  
Weapons research quietly marches on.**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/71 "2007-01-21T00:22:28Z")

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Four-play…

\*\* Great Penis Removals Of Our Time #469  
It’s scary out there  
Best deal ever. No, really.  
Help! My penis is shrinking! (I think) \*\*

_I’d_ be shrinking if my owner thought removal was the “best deal ever”…

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**Author:** ![jhinman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@jhinman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jhinman)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/72 "2007-01-21T05:07:53Z")

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Great Penis Removals Of Our Time #469

A Huge Kick In The Nuts To My New Boyfriend

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**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/73 "2007-01-21T08:22:18Z")

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MPSIMS:

**What should I do with all this money?!  
Sharks at the Tables, Lab Girls on the Rails - SDMB World Poker Tour 1st QTR 2007**

Gee, I dunno, I think a nice index fund might be more prudent.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/74 "2007-01-21T12:15:27Z")

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MPSIMS:

\*\*Is this an urban legend?

I got my grades! They didn’t suck! \*\*

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/75 "2007-01-22T03:10:51Z")

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\*\* A Huge Kick In The Nuts To My New Boyfriend

Holy Smoke! I’m pregnant!\*\*

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**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/76 "2007-01-22T03:18:12Z")

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IMHO:

**So what’s a picky eater to do?  
Which country to emigrate to?**

I know some people don’t like picky eaters, but I didn’t know they were throwing us out of the country :eek:

MPSIMS:

**Share your nerdy science pick-up line  
Holy Smoke! I’m pregnant!**

That seems to be a rather… unusual pick-up line…

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/77 "2007-01-22T09:39:36Z")

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\*\*What’s so bad about a 4+ hour erection?  
assistance getting dressed

Our neighbor killed himself this afternoon.  
Oh Dear, apparently I’m a bad date.\*\*

Must’ve been a _real_ bad date :eek:

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/78 "2007-01-22T11:34:40Z")

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**Holy Smoke! I’m pregnant!  
StorkBytes: A Resource for What Not To Name Your Baby**

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/79 "2007-01-22T12:30:35Z")

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\*\*There’s Quirky and then there’s Creepy  
I discover degeneracy theory \*\*

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-fess-up-whos-a-sequential-thread/388062/80 "2007-01-22T13:23:10Z")

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In GD:

**How would you handle Iraq?  
A question for the Iraqi death squads**

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