# All right that does it, glarGH.l I'm pitting your ass! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 12, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788 "2003-03-12T08:45:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/1 "2003-03-12T08:45:38Z")
**glarGH** , you blathering, incoherent, shameless attention whore! :backhands **glarGH** across the face: What [SMACK!] the [SMACK!] HELL [SMACK!] DO [SMACK!] YOU [SMACK!] THINK [SMACK!] YOU ARE DOING??![SMACK SMACK SMACK] **\** Why the hell have I not gotten my own damn pit thread? WHY?! I’ve been here a YEAR! A YEAR! And I’ve never been pitted! Not once! NEVER! That Bungle-chick has not one, BUT TWO! TWO FUCKING PIT THREADS! This is an affront to my ego! GODDAMN YOU PEOPLE WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WON’T ANYONE JUST FUCKING PIT ME ALREADY! I’m going to just go ahead and take the initiative and PIT MYSELF! If you have nothing better to do, POST HERE! Give lil **glarGH** a good giggle! **\** …AND ANOTHER THING! [KICK!] YOUR MOTHER WEARS COMBAT BOOTS! ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/2 "2003-03-12T08:49:27Z")
I know. It’s astonishing how much you can get away with. But make no mistake: It’s only because people aren’t reading your posts. You have to make your despicible comments visible. Use quotes, even if there’s no relation to the quote, and always always use lots of caps. Unless you’re trying to be subtle, which I assume you aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/3 "2003-03-12T08:50:00Z")
I dunno about the necessity of this post, but I’m sure enjoying watching. ---
**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/4 "2003-03-12T08:54:45Z")
glarGH, you are cordially invited to bite and die, bitch. (like i’m sure you really care) you are a stupid fuck, too. (like i’m sure you really care) yes, you are rude and unpleasant and someone I’d never tolerate in person. (like i’m sure you really care) ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/5 "2003-03-12T08:57:14Z")
You FUCKTARD! Pitting yourself is sooooo lame. Let’s all point and laugh at the lamer! See… Aren’t I a good pitter, you surrender monkey? ---
**Author:** ![MissBungle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MissBungle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissBungle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/6 "2003-03-12T08:57:43Z")
oh oh oh WAIT… glarGH, you are like this like… totally like unpleasant creature. ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/7 "2003-03-12T09:02:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > \*\*You FUCKTARD! > Pitting yourself is sooooo lame. > > Let’s all point and laugh at the lamer! > > See… Aren’t I a good pitter, you surrender monkey? \*\* Go play hockey and eat mapletrees! I’m not French, YOU choad! :giggles.: ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/8 "2003-03-12T09:09:53Z")
Listen, you son of a bitch, what the fuck are you wasting our bandwidth for this shit for? We fight ignorance on this board, not waste everyone’s fucking time. And I, young’un, have been here since years began with a “1.” I have not been pitted. _So where the fuck_ do you get off bitching about it? You think I enjoy being so unimportant that 1300 posts has elicited a couple of giggles and Wally accusing me of being a troll? Shit, everyone was a troll back then! Fuck you! And while you’re at it, how about comign up with a username that’s not a complete mystery to anyone who sees it. Capitalization, pronounciation, meaning, it’s all shot to hell. Shape the fuck up or I’ll give you something to bitch about. 😉 (“Letting off steam?” Why do you ask?) ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/9 "2003-03-12T09:13:24Z")
Yawn. Another **burner**. ---
**Author:** ![glarGH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/76d3ee/32.png) [@glarGH](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glarGH)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/10 "2003-03-12T09:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MissBungle \* > \*\*oh oh oh WAIT… glarGH, you are like this like… totally like unpleasant creature. \*\* Yeah, I know. Could be worse, though. I could… umm… have no toes on my left foot or something. **Troy** , you can leave the “son of” part off. ^^ ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/11 "2003-03-12T09:16:23Z")
Fine, you rancid bitch. Sorry, I never thought you were worth half the effort to learn that detail. (Still ;).) ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/12 "2003-03-12T09:17:48Z")
Aw, go shove a pineapple up yer ass. :wally 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/13 "2003-03-12T10:34:28Z")
If anyone has bothered to read your posts in the past, you just gave them good reason not to read them in the future. This is about as pathic as I’ve seen on the boards. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/14 "2003-03-12T13:17:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > \*\*If anyone has bothered to read your posts in the past, you just gave them good reason not to read them in the future. This is about as pathic as I’ve seen on the boards. \*\* Yep, **ultress** was so bored by your antics that she was too apathetic to spell ‘pathetic’ correctly. And I’m too bored/apathetic to add anything interesting to this thread either. Y’know, people who pit themselves are just…boring. Oh, and pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-that-does-it-glargh-l-im-pitting-your-ass/160788/15 "2003-03-12T13:59:18Z")
I’m sorry, **glarGH** , I’ve been meaning to pit you for a while now, but stuff kept coming up. I know I called you a fucking bitch one time, does that count for anything?