# All right, who's up for a Kessel Run?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 29, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918 "2015-11-29T10:59:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/1 "2015-11-29T10:59:20Z")

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[Planet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_1132_b) discovered 39 ly (12 parsecs) away.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/2 "2015-11-29T15:29:17Z")

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“hotter than Venus”, tidally locked and in a 1.6 day orbit, this is the garden spot of Ceti Alpha 6…

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/3 "2015-11-29T16:13:09Z")

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And Vorlons would know … 🙂

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/4 "2015-11-29T17:27:57Z")

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Sorry, I overscheduled my day, and I only have 10.5 parsecs to spare.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/5 "2015-12-01T00:56:51Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Sorry, I overscheduled my day, and I only have 10.5 parsecs to spare.

Yeah, but your days are 14.5 months long.

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/6 "2015-12-01T03:52:42Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Yeah, but your days are 14.5 months long.

Maybe he can borrow a couple kiloliters from tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/7 "2015-12-01T06:17:34Z")

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Color me less ignorant.  
I thought this thread was about some kind of woo marathon 5K/26K exercise involving yoga stretches, Tai Chi while walking the dog, or possibly a beer-drinking adventure.

Little did I know it involved inter-planetary travel.

I am sorry and apologize.  
So who is going? And can I sign up?  
Is there beer/ale/mead there?  
Can I bring my dog and cat?

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-whos-up-for-a-kessel-run/738918/8 "2015-12-01T16:09:37Z")

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Downward dog for 5 kilometers? Whole lotta nope right there. Tai Chi beer drinking/dog walking has me intrigued, however. So do we hold a beer in each hand and take a drink with every pass of Wave Hands as Clouds? We’ll need more beer.
