# All right, wiseacres! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 1999, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068 "1999-11-19T01:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/61 "1999-12-14T20:11:00Z")
Naaah, that can’t be it. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/62 "1999-12-16T00:02:00Z")
Man, am I ever happy I created this thread. > [@](#): > > Perhaps the thread should be 'Whitetho - What, you gotta be A fucking Columbo?’ What does having an Italian accent have to do with anything? \< gd&r \> ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/63 "1999-12-17T02:16:00Z")
A good way to ensure that your kids will not be annoyed by bullies and their like is to introduce them to drugs early. Most bullies don’t like to taunt addicts, they have personalities that makes such an action dangerous. Plus, your kids will be nice and happy, no taunting will get under their skin. Please, don’t let your kids start on drugs without your participation. Introduce them to the good stuff, don’t let them follow a cheap crowd at school. You want to make sure they choose something that will make them stay hooked. If they start at school, they will likely start with a gateway drug, you want them to start with the hard stuff, and work their way up. No bullies, no worries. Thanks for your time. pat ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/64 "2001-06-15T13:43:41Z")
So I says to him, I says “Look, you jackass, the name is _Mister_ Fisterbottom.” ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/65 "2001-06-15T17:26:31Z")
… under the name in this (and other) posts? ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/66 "2001-06-16T06:28:19Z")
I was curious about the **Satan** situation myself. I miss the ol’ Prince-o-Darkness…what happened? Yer peace, TN\*hippie ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/67 "2001-06-16T16:41:06Z")
Of course I may not understand how forum information is posted, but in this thread – and earlier posts – he or she shows as “BANNED”, while the rest of us are just “Member” or “Moderator.” ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/68 "2001-06-16T16:47:35Z")
Just in case you guys are serious, [here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=62742) everything you could want to know about the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068/69 "2001-06-16T16:51:52Z")
And since this is old news, I’m closing this thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-wiseacres/12068.md?page=3)