# All right, ya crazy kids! The SPOOFER's First Millenium! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398 "2000-08-07T09:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/1 "2000-08-07T09:25:24Z")
With this post, I officially reach a thousand posts. I have had interesting adventures in my quest for the Four Digits. Tears, jeers, and fears tossed about the board. Gun Control, Rosie O’Donnell, Dr. Laura, and, of course, the Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer. Clashes with FreakFreely, Prism02, Mr. Zambezi… heated arguments now (mostly) resolved. Much happiness, much sadness, but mostly… confusion. I’ve coined terms, I’ve annoyed Moderators and Administrators alike (the Moderator Mark III will soon be released!). I’ve posed as Cecil Adam’s evil twin (who knows nothing) on many an occasion. I’ve mingled with the great ones, and hootenannied with the newbies. I’ve coined new terms, and brought the light of the SDMB to a grand new Pit insult (munging, anyone?). I’ve gone ranting, raving, and jawa enslaving. In short, I’ve had a blast. Will I… will I… yes, I’m gonna get sentimental! I love you guys! ::ahem:: Now, I have to conquer the next challenge… reaching TWO thousand. _La Chaim_, everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/2 "2000-08-07T09:29:07Z")
Congratulations, SPOOFER. 1000? You slacker! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/3 "2000-08-07T09:33:40Z")
hmm… This is scary… over a year and not at 1000 yet… well done spoofe!! ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/4 "2000-08-07T09:37:07Z")
Spoofe, thanks a lot just for being you, and your contributions. Congrats. Umm, aren’t you supposed to have a zen party, with drinks, food, babes, etc? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/5 "2000-08-07T10:19:55Z")
Goodness! That’s a lot of posts per week! Happy 1000! ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/6 "2000-08-07T12:13:27Z")
Dang… I’m closing in. But not fast enough. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/7 "2000-08-07T16:38:01Z")
Congrats, Spoofie. You must either have a lot of short posts, or spend near endless time posting online. Either way, I congratulate you for whatever you did to get there. I still got somewhere around another 400 until I make it to 1000. Have fun. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/8 "2000-08-08T00:32:53Z")
Congratulations mate. _gets emotional_ I love you too man. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/9 "2000-08-08T01:22:26Z")
Congratulations on 1000! Hope the babes and the beverages show up soon to help you celebrate. Best, Scotti ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/10 "2000-08-08T02:44:56Z")
The Dr. Diddly 100% Guaranteed Way To Reach 1000: Have no life. While I may not be as great and amazing as Coldfire (take it to the Pit, you putz :)), I still manage to sneak in a good chunk of posting time. Anyway, if you guys want babes and drinks, find some other Post Count Part (maybe you can crash Coldfire’s when he reaches 4000). Here, I got nothing but Josta and TV, so SIT DOWN and ENJOY it!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/11 "2000-08-08T03:03:39Z")
Congratulations, SPOOFE! I only hope to one day be like you. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/12 "2000-08-08T07:14:34Z")
AAAAGH!!! I just read a thread in ATMB started by Anthracite, asking why her post count went down. Tubadiva explained that it was because some system maintenance had been done, and because of that, some post counts may have gone down. Fearing the worst, I immediately sprang over here, only to see my post count down to 983!!! AAAGH!!! On the other hand, this lets me cross the Thousand-Post Mark _twice_… maybe next time, I’ll have more nudity. ---
**Author:** ![FreakFreely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@FreakFreely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreakFreely)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/13 "2000-08-08T07:26:29Z")
Er… I’m not sure I remember being in a **heated** argument with you. But at any rate, congrats! I brought sprinkles! ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/14 "2000-08-08T10:33:30Z")
**SPOOFE Bo Diddly–Posts: 992** You got me in here for nothing? \ This better be one hell of a party, SPOOFE… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/15 "2000-08-08T10:35:40Z")
Ha, Ha, Mine didnt go down!! ha hah hahah!! _sad tone…_ they never do… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2000, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-right-ya-crazy-kids-the-spoofers-first-millenium/28398/16 "2000-08-08T12:35:21Z")
Yeah! Whats up with that???