# All straight people please answer these questions??

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 3, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-straight-people-please-answer-these-questions/8039 "2000-03-03T08:32:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dandmb50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@Dandmb50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandmb50)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-straight-people-please-answer-these-questions/8039/1 "2000-03-03T08:32:00Z")

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One of my friends sent this to me… I thought  
the majority of you would appreciate it 🙂

Heterosexual Questionnaire

1. What do you think caused your  
heterosexuality?

2. When and how did you first decide you  
were a heterosexual?

3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is  
just a phase you may grow out of?

4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems  
from a neurotic fear of others of the same  
sex?

5. If you’ve never slept with a person of  
the same sex, is it possible that all you  
need is a good gay/lesbian lover?

6. To whom have you disclosed your  
heterosexual tendencies? How did they  
react?

7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled  
to seduce others into your lifestyle?

8. Why do you insist on flaunting your  
heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what  
you are and keep it quiet?

9. Would you want your children to be  
heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d  
face?

10. A disproportionate majority of child  
molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider  
it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

11. Even with all the societal support  
marriage receives the divorce rate is  
spiraling. Why are there so few stable  
relationships among heterosexuals?

12. Why do heterosexuals place so much  
emphasis on sex?

13. Considering the problem of  
overpopulation, how could the human race  
survive if everyone were heterosexual like  
you?

14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist  
to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might  
be inclined to influence you in the direction  
of his/her own leanings?

15. How can you become a stable person if  
you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive,  
heterosexuality, and fail to develop your  
natural, healthy homosexual potential?

16. There seem to be very few happy  
heterosexuals. Techniques have been  
developed which enable you to change if you  
really want to. Have you considered trying  
aversion therapy?

Did this open your eyes at all??

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Please feel free to email me.  
I’m not conceited, I’m convinced!  
[Dandmb50@aol.com](mailto:Dandmb50@aol.com)  
The only stupid question is the one YOU do not ask !!

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**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-straight-people-please-answer-these-questions/8039/2 "2000-03-03T13:53:00Z")

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Moderator…we need your official ruling here! (One vote for moving this post from General Q’s.)

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**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-straight-people-please-answer-these-questions/8039/3 "2000-03-03T13:56:00Z")

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Two votes.

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All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-straight-people-please-answer-these-questions/8039/4 "2000-03-03T14:57:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Jinx:  
> **Moderator…we need your official ruling here! (One vote for moving this post from General Q’s.)**

Survey Says…

Bxxxxt. Off to MPSIMS.

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