# All things Bacon! (except actual bacon) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 11, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052 "2011-02-11T19:06:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/1 "2011-02-11T19:06:39Z")
Some of these are real products. Others, sadly (or thankfully in some cases), are not. [Bacon Tuxedo](http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bacon-tuxedo.jpg) [Bakon Vodka](http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/24/bakon%20vodka.jpg) [Bacon cologne](http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens7848531module66200361photo_1258160967bacon_cologne.jpg) [Bacon bandages](http://incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Bacon-Bandages-12.jpg) [Bacon baby formula](http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/154843/BACON-BABY-FORMULA.jpg) [Baconnaise](http://www.415vince.com/images/blog/baconnaise.jpg) (and Baconnaise Lite!) [Bacon envelopes](http://iatt.bluetideproductionsdevelopment.com/wp-content/uploads/bacon-envelopes.jpg) [Diet Coke with Bacon](http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/diet-coke-with-bacon.jpg) [Squeez Bacon](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2634/4185098050_e8c18536f8.jpg) [Bacon Business Cards](http://www.nileguide.com/destination/blog/files/2009/05/meat-card.jpeg) [Bacon toothpaste](http://www.accoutrements.com/shop/product_images/p/12061__96155.jpg) [Bacon Lube](http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/659023/80597283.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/2 "2011-02-11T19:22:51Z")
Nice touch on the business card. 😛 But you should’ve told us which ones are for real so that the bacon addicts among us can order some. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/3 "2011-02-11T19:23:09Z")
Bacon and chocolate go surprisingly well together. I’ve actually got a chili entered into a chili cookoff this afternoon which is predicated on this fact. No, it’s not all bacon and chocolate, but those are two of the flavorings. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/4 "2011-02-11T19:40:48Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Nice touch on the business card. 😛 But you should’ve told us which ones are for real so that the bacon addicts among us can order some. Perhaps we could make it a game of some sort. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/5 "2011-02-11T20:12:33Z")
Also it’s not entirely obvious which ones are actual products and which ones are not. The “Bacon Tuxedo” box is real, the product is not. The vodka, bandages, envelopes, Baconnaise, toothpaste and business cards are definitely real. The formula, Diet Coke, and Squeez Bacon are definitely fake. The cologne and the lube I can neither confirm nor deny their actual existence. ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/6 "2011-02-11T22:56:36Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > Also it’s not entirely obvious which ones are actual products and which ones are not. > > The “Bacon Tuxedo” box is real, the product is not. > > The vodka, bandages, envelopes, Baconnaise, toothpaste and business cards are definitely real. > > The formula, Diet Coke, and Squeez Bacon are definitely fake. > > The cologne and the lube I can neither confirm nor deny their actual existence. Bacon lube was a ThinkGeek prank. It doesn’t actually exist, but several of their prank items became reality after the fact, so bacon lube could someday be realized. ---
**Author:** ![Headrush042](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Headrush042](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Headrush042)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/7 "2011-02-11T23:03:15Z")
[Bacon](http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bacon-bikini.jpg) [Bikini](http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=28002&page=3) [Bacon Bra](http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/) Mmm, bacon. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-things-bacon-except-actual-bacon/571052/8 "2011-02-12T15:18:47Z")
> [@Headrush042](#): > > [Bacon](http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bacon-bikini.jpg) [Bikini](http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=28002&page=3) > [Bacon Bra](http://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/) > > Mmm, bacon. Sorry, but ew on that second one. Bacon must be cooked to be eaten. And what’s the point of edible underwear if your partner can’t eat it directly off of you?