# All Trek, All the time

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021 "2003-02-28T00:24:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/101 "2003-03-05T05:30:48Z")

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Wow. Maybe someone at Paramount reads our threds afterall.

Good linky thingy, [v]Biba[/v]

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/102 "2003-03-05T05:33:35Z")

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Ok, no more drinking and posting!

Really. This time I mean it.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/103 "2003-03-05T05:36:54Z")

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My quadruple post doesn’t embarass me quite as much now. Thanks, **NoClueBoy**. 😃

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/104 "2003-03-05T05:39:46Z")

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**AesirclueboyKn\*icknooners** : Viral contaminants that attach themselves only to starships and feed slowly on the hull plating.  
**planttarscarnivtarkasorous** : A dinosaur afflicted with plantar warts.

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/105 "2003-03-05T13:30:09Z")

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[homer]Mmmmmm… Hull plating[/homer]

So my first thought on reading the “How to Fix Trek” thing in **viva** ’s link was, “Oh, so make it like Firefly, then?” Good advice, I’d say.

**NCB** : Friends don’t let friends drink and post. So I guess we should stop you from doing that in future. 'Cept, it’s so darn funny!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/106 "2003-03-05T23:24:48Z")

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Well, that’s what I get for falling asleep on the keyboard.

re: the **Viva** link,

Yeah, just hire all of us. At least as consultants, if not writers.

I’ve always wondered why producers don’t listen more to fan and critical feedback. Pride? An agenda? Too complicated?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/107 "2003-03-06T06:34:30Z")

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Would the producers let it be known that they were receiving thousands of angry letters? _Are_ they receiving said letters, or emails, or faxes? How can we ever know?  
And if they are getting them, are they reading them?  
Where are the answers?  
What is the meaning of it all?  
Why am I doing this?  
Huh?  
Eh?  
?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/108 "2003-03-06T18:53:47Z")

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> **(vivalostwages)** Would the producers let it be known that they were receiving thousands of angry letters?

It’s not that they’re receiving angry letters. It’s that they’re _losing_ bored viewers. According to that TV Guide article, the audience for _Enterprise_ is a fraction of the size of that for _Next Gen._

Of course, the audience for _Firefly_ was a fraction of that for _Enterprise_, so make of it what you will. ☹

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2003, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/109 "2003-03-06T23:43:32Z")

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[Ooh, lookie!](http://www.startrek.com/homedesktops.asp)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/110 "2003-03-07T04:48:56Z")

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Those suck. No Porthos, Panda, Naked Hoshi\*, or even Romulans. Hmph.

\*Got to start usin’ the in-jokes

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/111 "2003-03-07T05:28:01Z")

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Very good, **Aes**!

For your next assignment, bring the names of the two crew members who were to be married by Kirk in the prologue for the show about Romulans where we first see them. You should already know the name of the episode.

Hint: the girl was in another episode, too. One with a giant rabbit.

Anyone got any good Trek/Sci-fi trivia game sites? Mine are starting to repeat themselves.

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/112 "2003-03-07T05:35:00Z")

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To easy.

According to my book of episode adaptations by James Blish, they were Specialist (Phaser) Robert Tomlinson and Spec. 2nd Cl. (Phaser) Angela Martine. 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/113 "2003-03-07T05:49:05Z")

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Okay, then. When Charlie X changed the deck of cards into pics of Yeoman Janice Rand… for what purpose were the photos originally intended?

(It’s in a Trek book.)

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/114 "2003-03-07T05:59:23Z")

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For some guy at the Spatial Singularity Sperm Donation Center?

😃

– **vivalosinginhibitions**

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/115 "2003-03-07T06:02:03Z")

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Blackmail?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/116 "2003-03-07T06:10:00Z")

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Publicity shots for network promotions.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/117 "2003-03-07T06:19:12Z")

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I knew that. 😃

Please give us more to get us through the rerun spell.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/118 "2003-03-07T06:29:38Z")

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Actually, I’ll start a new thread for it, so other’s know what’s going on. (Good idea, **Viva** & **Aes** )

But, not tonight. My monkey wants his feet rubbed. So, I’ll leave you two to fill out the evening with the other side of the planet Dopers.

Banana Snow Shoes!\*

\*buenos noches

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/119 "2003-03-07T06:32:30Z")

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“Auf Wiederschein(sp?)” = “My feet are the same” (so says my dad)

Hasta la bye bye = hasta la vista (so says my brother)

“Abyssinia” = “I’ll be seein’ ya” (so says my mom)

They don’t do well in anything beyond basic English.

😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/120 "2003-03-07T06:34:37Z")

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Our feet are stained.

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