# All Trek, All the time

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021 "2003-02-28T00:24:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/121 "2003-03-07T13:15:21Z")

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in case you wondered, **viva** , it’s “Auf Wiedersehen”… So, you weren’t that far off.  
“Wiedersehen” = “later-to-see.”

This message brought to you by the Germanic Spelling Council.  
_“Creating long-ass compound words since 700 AD.”_  
I’ll beat her sane.\*  
\*Ouch, this phonetics game is harder that it looks!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/122 "2003-03-08T03:32:39Z")

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Danke Schoen, Dar\*ling, Danke Schoen…  
(sp?)

Sprechen zee Dork?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/123 "2003-03-08T05:30:24Z")

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ghobe’ 'ach jIH jatlh tlhIngan.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/124 "2003-03-08T06:48:09Z")

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Hmmmm…that last word is “Klingon.”

I only get 1 point.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/125 "2003-03-08T06:51:33Z")

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“No, but I speak Klingon”. Or so says the spiffy generator I found… the only word of it I know is the ever popular _p’taQ_.

I bow to your superior geekiness.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/126 "2003-03-08T06:53:53Z")

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:sniffle: That’s the nicest compliment I’ve had in a while.

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**Author:** ![McJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@McJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McJohn)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/127 "2003-03-08T21:35:14Z")

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Actually, “Auf Wiedersehn” is a contraction without the apostrophe (Gracious Goddess, aren’t German compound nouns long enough?) for “Auf Wiedersehen”. It can be loosely and confusingly rendered in English as “In anticipation of again [we] see [each other].” What interests me about the variant Vivalostwages proposed, “Auf Wiederschein”, is how startlingly appropriate it would be as a Trek farewell. You see, it means “Until we appear again.” Like on a transporter pad, with the sparklies and everything. I vote we adopt it immediately as an official Trek saying.

A friend and I were trying to figure out this morning if “Carpe diem” might actually mean “beat the fish.” Um… it was his idea, I swear.

(I do apologize for getting so geeky about German grammar, but I paid twenty thousand dollars to be able to do it, and, as you might imagine, it ain’t like the opportunity comes up all that often.)

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/128 "2003-03-08T21:49:38Z")

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So long as you ain’t one of them there Star Wars nerds, you’re fine wit’ me, **McJohn**. We can’t be havin’ those sorts of people 'round here.

Auf Wiederschein.

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**Author:** ![McJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@McJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/McJohn)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/129 "2003-03-08T21:55:12Z")

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Um… I never got into “Star Wars”. I’m sorry. Not enough booty-kicking babes in “Star Wars”. It’s left huge gaps in my cultural surround, and many people regard my claim to be an American with grave suspicion as a result.

[Transporter sound effect] Auf Wiederschein. [\Transporter sound effect]

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/130 "2003-03-09T00:37:25Z")

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I hope it isn’t adopted. I can’t spell _auf wiedersehen_ as it is. If we have to change it to _auf wiederschein_ every time, I’ll just be lost.

May Escaltor stomp you all!

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/131 "2003-03-09T21:34:31Z")

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Speaking of All Trek…I just had a Crewman Daniels sighting last night. He took over Jack Nicholson’s position upon his retirement, in **About Schmidt**.

I was expecting the Geeky Chubby Vulcan Guy to show up at some point, but he did not materalize.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/132 "2003-03-09T21:40:01Z")

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😕

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/133 "2003-03-09T21:44:49Z")

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What’s wrong, NCB? You are disappointed? You are confused?  
You do not know what to say?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/134 "2003-03-09T21:51:21Z")

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I have no clue as to what you are saying.

There, you happy?

Geeky chubby vulcan guy = ?

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/135 "2003-03-09T21:53:08Z")

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The guy in “Fusion,” from the ship of Vulcans Without Logic. I think he befriended Trip.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/136 "2003-03-09T21:57:56Z")

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Ah…

You _are_ good.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/137 "2003-03-09T22:13:48Z")

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You sound like Pakled now. I am good. We look for things. Things that make us go. This is NCB. He is my friend. You think we are not smart?  
😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/138 "2003-03-09T22:23:19Z")

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I seriously liked the Pakleds. Reminded me of home.

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/139 "2003-03-09T23:14:11Z")

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I though Geeky chubby Vulcan guy was the engineer from Voyager that tried to have hot monkey sex with B’ellana. Can’t remember the name of him to save my life though.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-trek-all-the-time/158021/140 "2003-03-09T23:35:47Z")

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But, he wasn’t chubby, was he?

I liked the muderous Betazoid guy from _V’ger_.

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