# All you fucking assholes with joke "location"s **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925 "2006-12-20T15:36:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/81 "2006-12-20T20:01:44Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Well, as a fellow Buckeye, I want you to know that _I_ respect Chillicothe. I’ve even been there a time or two. And “Cleveland” means Cleveland, Ohio, USA, natch. [/QUOTE] “Best Location in the Nation.” was the official motto. Of course, they never specified _which_ nation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/82 "2006-12-20T20:22:23Z")
Or “the North Coast,” or “the Plum” (to riff off “the Big Apple,” cringeworthy though it was, back in the day). And we don’t need to get into the whole rhymes-with-Fake-on-the-Stake thing, either, do we? ---
**Author:** ![Adversary](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@Adversary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adversary)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/83 "2006-12-20T20:31:24Z")
[QUOTE=Debaser] Fuck you, **Giles**. There. We should be all set to be in the pit now. 😉 My location is a deeply held secret. It’s not even on the internets! (The last time I searched anyway.) Anyone from the North Shore in Massachusetts would recognize it as a local greeting/saying. Yeat! [/QUOTE] I grew up on the North Shore of MA and never heard this. I lived there for 35 years or so. Packy, wicked pissa, etc.. I know Yeat? Where the hell are you from? ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/84 "2006-12-20T20:47:56Z")
California. San Francisco Bay Area. San Jose. Off Brokaw Road (we don’ use no steeenking exit numbers here, bub). Sitting at 7 stud table #1. Surrounded by smelly guys who think they’re funny. Currently up a bit. Generally in chair #3. Specific enough? ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/85 "2006-12-20T20:48:02Z")
Earth ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/86 "2006-12-20T20:51:39Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] You’re not from Sasquatchewan?!?! 😃 [/QUOTE] Boo! I am actually not so North any longer. I’m in Baltimore County, specifically Parkville. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/87 "2006-12-20T20:54:33Z")
[QUOTE=msmith537] Earth [/QUOTE] My, that’s clever. Have you ever considered “The Universe”? Or “Location: location: location”? Or “Right here”? Or “Behind you”? The wit on display by you fucken comedians is simply paralyzing. I can’t stop laughing. Or screaming. Or whatever it is that I’m doing when I’m shaking uncontrollably and making these agonized cries for assistance. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/88 "2006-12-20T20:59:05Z")
As Woody Allen said in a classic routine from the early 1960’s, " My parents had very old world values. We were from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. Their values were God, and carpeting. " 😃 I figger that New York State is specific enough. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/89 "2006-12-20T21:05:00Z")
You know, I think a more appropriate place for this thread is “ATMB”–too bad I’m not a Mod, huh? Frinstance, now I’m wondering if anyone was ever prohibited from posting a joke location. “Your Mother’s Pussy,” say. is it possible that some jokes would be deemed in unacceptable taste? Has anyone ever tried “Your Mother’s Pussy”? As a location, people, as a location. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/90 "2006-12-20T21:07:02Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] You’re not from Sasquatchewan?!?! 😃 [/QUOTE] Nope, too low and too flat. Must see mountains AND must see snow. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/91 "2006-12-20T21:07:44Z")
And you wonder, **pseud** , why you, too, aren’t universally beloved. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/92 "2006-12-20T21:10:17Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] And you wonder, **pseud** , why you, too, aren’t universally beloved. 😛 [/QUOTE] No real mystery there, is there? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/93 "2006-12-20T21:13:45Z")
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber] No real mystery there, is there? [/QUOTE] Less all the time. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/94 "2006-12-20T21:32:17Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Less all the time. [/QUOTE] Although when you think about all the truly offensive nouns I rejected serially to complete the three word-phrase beginning “Your Mother’s \_\_\_\_,” having rejected them all (and I happen to know that my first choice ranks, **Twix** , as your least favorite word in the history of the English Language, though I have at least three others that many folks consider even more offensive) maybe it is a bit of a puzzle why I’m not perceived with more affection as a thoughtful contributor to a closely knit on-line community. I mean, talk about fighting ignorance. It’s possible here (haven’t done a thorough search) that no one on the SDMB has ever wondered before about a “location” so insultingly offensive that it alone was cause for rejection of an application for SD membership. But do I get gratitude? Do I hear the swell of applause from my fellow Dopers? Well, do I? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/95 "2006-12-20T21:38:09Z")
_crickets_ ---
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/96 "2006-12-20T21:46:54Z")
Mine is the word the Omaha indians used for the Platte River. Which was, I believe, also what the Oto called it. And then the French came and made it French-o-fied. And then it became the name of the state. And I agree with the others who have stated that it my location is important (which, to my knowledge it has never ever been) I mention it. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/97 "2006-12-20T22:49:37Z")
I used to say I was “near Hardscrabble, Indiana”. Then some dimwad with a bad attitude used it to tell me _I din’t know nuthin’ bout no illegals, nohow_, because he thought I lived in the sticks. There’s a whole lot of civilization between L.A. and NYC. ---
**Author:** ![Satchmo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/satchmo/32/4223_2.png) [@Satchmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satchmo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/98 "2006-12-20T23:44:55Z")
Imagine my chagrin when somebody told me there actually is a place called “Lincoln, NE”. Sheesh! Who’d have thought?! Of course, I never was much good at making a joke. Satch ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/99 "2006-12-21T00:02:14Z")
PDX is a couple miles north of me… 😉 Shoot, with all the personal info I drop around this place I’m surprised Oregon Dopers aren’t coming to the door to borrow a cup o’sarcasm! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/100 "2006-12-21T00:15:45Z")
I live about 300 metres from Mink Slide. Or, rather, from where Mink Slide _used to be_. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925.md?page=6)