# All you fucking assholes with joke "location"s **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925 "2006-12-20T15:36:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/101 "2006-12-21T00:36:52Z")
My location is exactly that. No one lives there…or, maybe they do…and it ain’t Fenway Park. ---
**Author:** ![kiz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7feea3/32.png) [@kiz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiz)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/102 "2006-12-21T00:52:21Z")
I figure that everybody can piece together the area where I live from some of my posts. It’s not difficult. There are several fellow Dopers who live in my general area. If I name them, then you’d know where I’m from. Oh, that’s right, I’m not a diehard poster…whoops, never mind. I echo others in this thread who’ve stated that a certain degree of anonymity is necessary when you’re on the internet. I’ll never name the town where I live, for instance, but I will point out the capital of my state which is 7 miles north of me. “Planet Kiz” – because I’ve been told I sometimes live in my own little world 😃 ---
**Author:** ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/103 "2006-12-21T00:53:22Z")
I just put it as is. Couldn’t think of anything clever anyhow. I think it’s interesting to be able to see where people are from, city or state. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/104 "2006-12-21T00:55:26Z")
On the rare occasion where my location has actually been important, I’ve included it in the post. In such threads as “What are you reading now?” and “Celebrity Death Pool 2007”, who needs to know someone’s location? ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/105 "2006-12-21T01:40:14Z")
[QUOTE=Loach] I live in Central New Jersey. If you are from New Jersey you would know that unless you live on Cape May or High Point everyone considers themselves from Central New Jersey. [/QUOTE] Ahem, some of us are actually from Central Jersey. It doesn’t get more central than Exit 9 or 123 or 124 or 125. A true central Jerseyan would be able to tell me which ones I use to go north and which ones I use to go south. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/106 "2006-12-21T02:07:38Z")
The Kingdom of Butter is actually the name of a fictitious specialist dairy product boutique. I live in the south of England - about midway between Portsmouth and Southampton ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/107 "2006-12-21T02:13:10Z")
[QUOTE=Priceguy] When it matters where I’m from, I’ll say it. Besides, everyone already knows I’m Belgian. [/QUOTE] Really? I thought you were Swedish. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/108 "2006-12-21T02:22:14Z")
[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber] Frinstance, now I’m wondering if anyone was ever prohibited from posting a joke location. “Your Mother’s Pussy,” say. is it possible that some jokes would be deemed in unacceptable taste? Has anyone ever tried “Your Mother’s Pussy”? [/QUOTE] I have. Tell her I said “what’s up”. ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/109 "2006-12-21T03:24:14Z")
My location is a lie perpetuated by the post office. You see, I do not live in [Largo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largo%2C_Florida). I actually live (and work) in [Pinellas Park](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinellas_Park), but the Pinellas post office doesn’t want my neighborhood. So my address is Largo, even though that is a pernicious lie. Will you forgive my transgression, **pseudotriton**? ---
**Author:** ![AThingWithFeathers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@AThingWithFeathers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AThingWithFeathers)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/110 "2006-12-21T03:30:36Z")
I live in the suburbs outside NYC, hence the skin of the Big Apple. ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/111 "2006-12-21T04:51:49Z")
My fucking golly…this thread CRACKS me up… BUT I am three blocks west and two blocks North of my posted location, if it could even be relevant…but sadly it is not. PLEASE admit if yo even have a clue… tsfr ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/112 "2006-12-21T05:39:35Z")
Actually, what I state in my “Location:” is a joke. To be serious for just a minute, my location is in fact in my office, facing my pc. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/113 "2006-12-21T06:04:19Z")
[QUOTE=SmartAleq] PDX is a couple miles north of me… 😉 Shoot, with all the personal info I drop around this place I’m surprised Oregon Dopers aren’t coming to the door to borrow a cup o’sarcasm! [/QUOTE] Depends–is it, y’know, vegan? Cruelty-free? Hand-crafted and infused from a hemp teabag? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/114 "2006-12-21T06:48:39Z")
Currently I live in Dallas, TX but I will soon be moving to NYC. Hence my location. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/115 "2006-12-21T06:56:08Z")
a big orange box = Home Depot. It’s where I work, and sometimes it also feels like where I live. I can say that without exception, every room of my house has something with the HD logo on it (yes, even the bathroom). So, I feel like I’m in a big orange box. It’s a damn good thing I like my job. I used to be more specific. It said Chicopee. If you Google Chicopee, you will know exactly where I live. I’m not aware of any others. Even if there are, mine comes up first. ---
**Author:** ![Spidey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Spidey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spidey)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/116 "2006-12-21T07:03:18Z")
great grey north: Toronto I grew up in the suburbs of Toronto. The cool kids referred to it as T-dot. After living here for 3 years, I felt I might be a bit of a poser saying I was from toronto. Thus, I thought it was enough to imply that I was from Canada. After all, we’re all the same to you, AREN"T WE YOU YANKEE BASTARDS!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/117 "2006-12-21T07:18:30Z")
…below in the digs. Irvington-on-Hudson, NY, in a ground floor apartment in a building where, if I lived on the _other_ side of the building, I’d be _below_ ground. All clear? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/118 "2006-12-21T07:22:18Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] My location is quite accurate. If you happen to know my home town and are a compleatist Harry Chapin fan to know the background story, I’m exactly where he said in the song with my location’s title. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Hey, I’m not a HC compleatist… matter of fact, all I have is a compilation… and I know where you are! ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/119 "2006-12-21T12:20:02Z")
[QUOTE=Dung Beetle] Hey, a Pitting! Finally, I have arrived. Gainesville, FL [/QUOTE] I knew you had a flaw. I knew it! ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/120 "2006-12-21T12:49:09Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Jim {what’s up with this thread, can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Jerseyite?} [/QUOTE] Hey! Some Jerseyite hit me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925.md?page=7)