# All you fucking assholes with joke "location"s

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**Created:** [December 20, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925 "2006-12-20T15:36:57Z")\
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**Post date:** [December 20, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-you-fucking-assholes-with-joke-location-s/384925/69 "2006-12-20T18:27:31Z")

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[QUOTE=pseudotriton ruber ruber]  
I mean, Jim, I don’t only want to know your zip code, I want to know your apartment number, and the best way to your bed with a knife between my teeth at 2 a.m.

Oh, and which side of the bed you’re on–near the window?

Thanks so much.  
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How to answer this, as you do know where I live, no sense lying. I would not want any harm coming to my wife or kids. My side of the bed is the west side. Bring a freaking compass with you. Try not to wake up the dog, she might lick you to death.

[QUOTE=Emily Litella]  
, pssssst…Jim…he was at the dopefest…BEWARE!!!  
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Scary thought isn’t it. I hear it is the users that change usernames that have to be worried about. 😉

Jim {what’s up with this thread, can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Jerseyite?}

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