# All your applebreads are belong to us

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 22, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191 "2004-11-22T23:21:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/1 "2004-11-22T23:21:59Z")

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Well, me specifically.

Goddamn, I loves me a good applebread. I loves havin’ it in my belly. And I loves puttin’ it in there.

Mmmm, applebread.

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/2 "2004-11-22T23:38:33Z")

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All right :mad:

Why the hell did you post about applebread without posting a recipe :mad:

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/3 "2004-11-23T01:43:05Z")

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> [@Elysian](#):
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> Why the hell did you post about applebread without posting a recipe :mad:

Because then all my apple breads are belong to you. I don’t want that.

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**Author:** ![legalsnugs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@legalsnugs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/legalsnugs)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/4 "2004-11-23T01:45:51Z")

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Okay, I’ll bite. What the hell is applebread?

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/5 "2004-11-23T03:04:57Z")

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The best bread company ever, [Great Harvest](http://www.greatharvest.com/), makes the best apple bread I’ve ever tasted. They call it “apple scrapple.”

Yuuuummmm. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/6 "2004-11-23T03:25:38Z")

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I had applebread once. In 1960. It only lasted for twenty minutes.

Just kidding, never had it, but it sounds good!

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/7 "2004-11-23T06:04:44Z")

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Never had it. Never heard of it. But DAMMIT, now i want some. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/8 "2004-11-23T06:05:41Z")

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I’m hungry. _whine_

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**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/9 "2004-11-23T07:17:30Z")

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Wow, food threads are supposed to incite good feelings of nostalgia and camradarie by virtue by a shared joy in the food. . .this thread is breeding nothing but contempt! I damn thee, applebread! Can’t you see you’re tearing us apart?

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/10 "2004-11-23T16:58:16Z")

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I have a good recipe for apple pie bread. Anyone want?

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/11 "2004-11-23T17:20:40Z")

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Good heavens, congodwarf! Why do you taunt us?! **Of course we want the recipe!**

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**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/12 "2004-11-24T06:17:11Z")

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Ask and yea shall receive…

3 Cups flour  
1 Cups sugar  
4 tsp baking powder  
1 tsp salt  
1 tsp cinnamon  
1 tsp cloves  
1-1/2 C milk  
1 egg  
2 Tbsp oil  
2 Cups apples-unpeeled and diced (Actual recipe calls for 1-1/2 but 2 is better)

Preheat oven to 350°F. Grease a 9x5" loaf pan. Mix together everything. Pour into loaf pan and bake for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

Yummy, yummy, yummy! Even better with some home made apple butter!

This recipe courtesy of [Cookingcache](http://cookingcache.com/)

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/all-your-applebreads-are-belong-to-us/276191/13 "2004-11-24T14:44:21Z")

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> [@congodwarf](#):
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> Yummy, yummy, yummy! Even better with some home made apple butter!
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> This recipe courtesy of [Cookingcache](http://cookingcache.com/)

Thanks, **congodwarf**. Sound like breakfast tomorrow!

No thanks to you, **Chairman Pow** :mad: 😛
